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Song Parodies -> "Stroganoff"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Stroganoff"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Not really a fan of hers, but when they play this at work it becomes an earworm...
I go out to eat, got nothin' in my kitchen
That's what people say, mmm hmm, that's what people say, mmm hmm
I eat out too many times, and my cooking skills a shame
At least that's what people say mmm mmm, that's what people say mmm mmm
But I keep a pantry, can't stop, won't stop cooking
It's like I got some spices on my rack, say it’s gonna taste alright
'Cause I just picked up the beef, beef, beef, beef, beef
And the oven’s gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
Stroganoff, stroganoff

Would you rather have some steak, steak, steak, steak, steak?
And the salt shakers getting’ caked, caked, caked, caked, caked
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
Stroganoff, stroganoff

I need to slice the meat, no butter on high heat!
And that's why you set it low mmm mmm, that's why you set it low mmm mmm
I'm cooking on my own (cooking on my own), I'll make up the recipe as I go (make it up as I go)
And that's what they don't know mmm mmm, that's what they don't know mmm mmm
But I keep a pantry, can't stop, won't stop cooking
It's like I got some spices on my rack, say its gonna taste alright
'Cause I just picked up the beef, beef, beef, beef, beef
And the bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
Stroganoff, stroganoff

Would you rather have some steak, steak, steak, steak, steak?
And the salt shakers getting’ caked, caked, caked, caked, caked
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make

Stroganoff, stroganoff
Stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff

Hey, hey, hey
Just think about what I need to get down at the store; the garlic and the savory, savory mushroom gravy sauce
You could have been eating out at a seafood restaurant
My frying pan poured right over the egg noodles
I’m like "oh my God", and I just wanna eat it
And to the fella over there pass the Worcestershire
Won't you come on over, maybe, we can eat, eat, eat, yeah oh
'Cause I just picked up the beef, beef, beef, beef, beef
And the ovens gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake (ovens gonna bake it)
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make
Stroganoff, stroganoff

Would you rather have some steak, steak, steak, steak, steak?
And the salt shakers getting caked, caked, caked, caked, caked (and the pepper too!)
Maybe, I'm just gonna make, make, make, make, make

Stroganoff, stroganoff
Stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
Stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff
I’m cooking stroganoff, stroganoff

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2Eagle - June 03, 2019 - Report this comment
The OS is so repetitive it drives me nuts. Glad you were able to make sense of it. I prefer "You Belong With Me'.
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Not bad J. L.! You got me hungry now.!
Darius - June 04, 2019 - Report this comment
Nyet, (means "no" in Russian) there is no stroganoff, stroganoff, stroganoff. Nyet, there is no stroganoff. The stroganoff is gone! Hey!

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