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Song Parodies -> "Sneeze and Cough"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It Off"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"Sneeze and Cough"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Starke

The Lyrics

Just looked at the date, there's no more time to wait
Spring is nearly here, mmm hmm, the worst time the year, mmm hmm
Wish I could hibernate, 'cause my allergies await
When spring is fully sprung, mmm hmm, nothing can be done, mmm hmm

I know it’s soon when, flowers start their bloomin’
Pollen count is zoomin’ soon will find me and keep me up all night

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough

My eyes are turning red, just wanna be in bed.
Before I start to wheeze, my inhaler if you please?
Chest is feelin’ tight, head is feelin’ light
Running at the nose mmm mmm, wipe it all over my clothes mmm mmm

I’ve got this fever, need a pain reliever
Before I take this cleaver, to my nose, maybe even to my whole face

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough

Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough

Hey, Hey, Hey
Just remember while you’re out there getting exposed to all the germs in this dirty, dirty world
That the woman you love has been sick all week

All day long comin’ outta both ends
Thinkin’ “Oh Dear God!", feels like I’m gonna freeze
Tell the people in at work: didn’t wanna be a jerk
Getting mucus everywhere when I’m so diseased, yeah

'Cause the pollen from the trees, trees, trees, trees, trees
Will be blowin’ in the breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Carried by the bees, bees, bees, bees, bees
To my sinus cavities, -ties , -ties , -ties , -ties
And it’s gonna make me sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze
Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough

Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough
Ah, Achoo! Sneeze and cough, Sneeze and cough

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2Eagle - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment
The original song is so monotonous It's hard to listen to let alone parody. Good job.
CML - November 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I've never listened to Taylor Swift, but my daughter likes her .... so, umm, here's three fives
CML - November 11, 2018 - Report this comment
You'll be interested to know that about 5 generations ago, my family name was spelled Starcke. Whereupon, my ancestors emigrated from Central Germany to suburban Mordvinia, and owing to concerns about rising anti-Saxonism, changed the family name to "Throat Warbler Mangrove" (Old Monty Python joke)

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