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Song Parodies -> "Fat Gut"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Blood"
Original Performer:
Taylor Swift
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Gut"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
ft. Kendrick Lamar. One delicious parody. nom nom nom nom.
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Verse 1: Hey! I can’t argue that, yes I am fat
I’m on the go, like light mayo on all my snacks
You best leggo of my Eggo, or you’ll get smacked
I will KO, for lime Jell-o, similar to Pac
I don’t like stew, but I ate two
And add the whole menu
Those kids, in the preschool
Endorse it, so I ate glue
Teeth stuck, I cannot chew
I can’t eat no more!
No, I can’t cheat no more
Better yet I’ll get awesome IV galore
Yum!
Pre-Chorus: Oh, I’m so apt to
Go through the fast food line
Supersize
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
We can’t go farther
Their portions don’t get no larger
I think this restaurant’s cut
Just for not feeding my fat gut
Hey!
Verse 2: Hey! Remember when I cooked that yummy goat?
Dismembered it then put it down my throat
Don’t you remember?
You that thought it would feed ya
An appe-teaser, remember? Come on, what’s next Tunisia?
It was delicias!
I sauté food, and fondue
Fricassee, juiced
Fry it in fat, hard boil, flame broiled, barbequed
Will change my life when my kidneys shut down
Guess I gotta deal with a fat gut now
Pre-Chorus: Oh, it’s so hard to
Stay away from buffets
Plates piled high
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Order up hors d’oeuvres
How many people can that serve?
Not waiting for a meet up
It’s just for me and my fat gut
Hey!
Bridge: Salads can’t touch donut holes
They say that it’s food for the soul
It stems from a lack of self-control
(Order in, order out, or you order it to go)
Salads can’t touch donut holes
They say that it’s food for the soul
It stems from a lack of self-control
With a gut like that, you’re jealy rolls!
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
We can’t go farther
Their portions don’t get no larger
I think this restaurant’s cut
Just for not feeding my fat gut
Hey!
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Order up hors d’oeuvres
How many people can that serve?
Not waiting for a meet up
It’s just for me and my fat gut
Hey!
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Verse 1: Hey! I can’t argue that, yes I am fat
I’m on the go, like light mayo on all my snacks
You best leggo of my Eggo, or you’ll get smacked
I will KO, for lime Jell-o, similar to Pac
I don’t like stew, but I ate two
And add the whole menu
Those kids, in the preschool
Endorse it, so I ate glue
Teeth stuck, I cannot chew
I can’t eat no more!
No, I can’t cheat no more
Better yet I’ll get awesome IV galore
Yum!
Pre-Chorus: Oh, I’m so apt to
Go through the fast food line
Supersize
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
We can’t go farther
Their portions don’t get no larger
I think this restaurant’s cut
Just for not feeding my fat gut
Hey!
Verse 2: Hey! Remember when I cooked that yummy goat?
Dismembered it then put it down my throat
Don’t you remember?
You that thought it would feed ya
An appe-teaser, remember? Come on, what’s next Tunisia?
It was delicias!
I sauté food, and fondue
Fricassee, juiced
Fry it in fat, hard boil, flame broiled, barbequed
Will change my life when my kidneys shut down
Guess I gotta deal with a fat gut now
Pre-Chorus: Oh, it’s so hard to
Stay away from buffets
Plates piled high
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Order up hors d’oeuvres
How many people can that serve?
Not waiting for a meet up
It’s just for me and my fat gut
Hey!
Bridge: Salads can’t touch donut holes
They say that it’s food for the soul
It stems from a lack of self-control
(Order in, order out, or you order it to go)
Salads can’t touch donut holes
They say that it’s food for the soul
It stems from a lack of self-control
With a gut like that, you’re jealy rolls!
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
We can’t go farther
Their portions don’t get no larger
I think this restaurant’s cut
Just for not feeding my fat gut
Hey!
Chorus: Cuz baby, I got a fat gut
Although I used to be abbed up
You lost some pounds and I found some
Now baby, I’ve got a fat gut
Hey!
Order up hors d’oeuvres
How many people can that serve?
Not waiting for a meet up
It’s just for me and my fat gut
Hey!
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Gut-busting? 555!
Very funny, a good old fashioned fat joke parody is always fun Could have used more chorus changes, but what a great chorus it was!
Funny stuff! I'm okay with the OS (although, I don't know how it's a T-Swift song if she only sings on the chorus...but oh well). I particularly liked the "Their portions don’t get no larger" line and the "Salads don't touch donut holes" line...well done!
(ABC) Fantastic parody here. Coupla pacing issues here and there, but nothing too egregious (they were mostly in Taylor's parts, Kendrick's were spot on). FYI, Abbott, it's credited to Taylor Swift because this is essentially a remix that became the main single. 555 kilos!
Excellent job rhyming and great idea. Could have used some more chorus variations but this parody was quite filling. sec code is vgw, which must mean very good writing.
I'm fat! I'm fat! Really really fat! Sure this topic has been done to death but not to this song so you're safe there
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