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Song Parodies -> "The Night I Worked In JD"

Original Song Title:

"The Night The Pugilist Learned How To Dance"

Original Performer:

Sting

Parody Song Title:

"The Night I Worked In JD"

Parody Written by:

Parody Beast

The Lyrics

So you want to know how bad it is to work in JD?
In the streets around here they thought I was in JD Camden,
Where the people resist and take the best shoes here as you can plainly see,
But while buying was useful for getting what cares,
Among the staff that are shown the door when you pay,
There had to be something that I could take up on here,
I was too much to ask as a JD Staff here.

So I didn't ignore them, he layed down a pair
That the adidas spare that the people will not cheer,
For there's no crowd inside that the policies state,
They said "Is Adidas your best bet here?",
I said "Sorry, buy these if you are so inclined."
It costs more than this now, and so I told him
I was not going serious as a staff with the cancer,
And I briefly told them "God is a dancer."

I paid them the theft, that the contactless likes,
Wish I had the best partner, not get into a fight,
I said "Don't buy the damn thing, buy something else right here"
The important thing's never pay what you can eat,
I think you cannot understand that the trance,
Got the strategy working, so I told the staff
"Beware of your attitude, I'm taking the chance
Cause I will take money, cause I make all the cash!
You explained how the people here think I just worked at JD?

Well, JD staff here now think I might be caught,
So the Adidas person think I would take cause.
'Cause your money is richer and your wallet is big,
I said "Yes I acknowledge the Adidas or Sleet,
So you better make money, so I'll make cash of rails
So I secretly take down the staff members here,
So because I was risky and I was taking a chance,
I couldn't retreat now, I had to fight now.

So I attacked the left, I attacked the right,
Now the stealing's begun, I was now in a fight,
I just take the attackers and defend the real,
I never took down that was not a good cheat,
Yes a miracle's happened, the customer was sad
He's all laughing and cheering and taking the dollars,
I was in the bad people here that have just worked at JD!

So you think that the round was not fought by the dealer?
I'm taking the route just like the staff that walked off.
Don't let your guard down! It's too tough to fight!
I thought to myself by the end of the night,
You best not think about what I just commited
I think the best route was not to be reaching!
I had used my initiative, I thought I was chance,
Cause the people were so bad that they have just worked at JD!


It really was over! The bridges were burned,
If I'd made a small fortune, I'll splash it on her!
Cause I'm out of the running for Employing Winners!
Yes, I will still go back to there, but not that store from the Camden!
Cause I was the person here that had just worked at JD.
Why? If you don't trust them, JD's reopening June 15, so social distancing rules are in effect!

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