-> "Fart Song"
Original Song Title:
"Fight Song"
Parody Song Title:
"Fart Song"
Parody Written by:
Andrew Stewart
The Lyrics
Just a small sound
from behind me
But soon my tears
are gonna blind me
Like all the food I ate
has now maligned me
I might have only one match
but if I hold it behind me
It’s a natural thing
aint no disgrace
And for only so long
will it stay in place
Like a cannon ball
straight to the face
Like well-aimed spray
from a can of mace
This is my fart smell,
an off the chart smell
A septic cart smel…l
Hold in your breath now
It surely gonna bring death now
There’s still more left, How?
And I don’t really care for your need for air
Don’t breath
Cos I can feel another fart just left me
Losing girlfriends ‘cause I fart in my sleep
My doctor’s really worried about me
There’s another peep
That I couldn’t keep
Its been 2 years but I’ve got a goal
To stop this burning in my hole
to try and get well
to stop this smell
It’s a natural thing
aint no disgrace
I can’t hold in
for the love of grace
Soon a silent death
will fill this space
Don’t try to run
‘cause you can’t outpace
This is my fart smell,
It’ll stop your heart smell
A sweet yet tart smel…l
Hold in your breath now
Its surely gonna bring death now
But there’s still more left, How?
And I don’t really care for your need for air
Don’t breath
Cos I can’t believe there’ still more fart in me
A lotta fart left in me.
Now there’s rolling thunder
from behind me
And all their angry eyes
have aligned me
I should runaway
to where they’ll never find me
But sorry the smell
..
will linger behind me
This is my fart smell,
an off the chart smell
A septic cart smel…l
Hold in your breath now
Its surely gonna bring death now
But there’s still more left, How?
Cos now I share your need for air
But don’t breath
Cos I still got a little fart left in me
I can’t believe there’s still fart left in me.
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