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Song Parodies -> "Stand by You (Trump)"

Original Song Title:

"Stand by You"

Original Performer:

Rachel Platten

Parody Song Title:

"Stand by You (Trump)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Even if we can't heal divisions, divisions, divisions

Hands, clap your two hands, unwind
Thumbs up— show how we won with pride
And hey, if America's broken
Please put your trust in Donald
He's gonna fix things, will be "Yuge!"

Oh, caught Hillary and DEMs by surprise
And hurt, I know you're hurting, 'cause she lied
And, they cried because Trump broke 'em
306 electoral votes and...
Turned states Red from Blue!

(Chorus)
Even if we're broken down, Trump will do what he's gotta do
We must heal all divisions, but if you resist him, well, F' you!
Trump, he's the one, we REPs stand by you
America's worth savin' even though the DEMs are through
There'll be no more Obama too, his legacy will be removed
Trump, he's the one, we REPs stand by you

Trump refused to be beaten
Hillary lost- accused our side of cheatin'
First by Comey and then the Russians
More condemnation than discussion
But they know they're all screwed!

Oh, truth—I guess truth is what you believe in
Have faith—Trump and his picks are NOT all demons
And I know times are tough, that D.C. is broken
Trump won the White Vote and
He's got a lot of work to do!

(Chorus)

Rex as SoS is gonna shine
Will have Putin charmed, while they wine & dine
And when jobs do rise, well, improved is the economy
Everything he said will all come true

(Chorus)

The Wall, border drones
No TPP nor O'care too
Iran Deal suspension, new sanctions
Yeah, those liberal days are through...

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