Kiev ain't the place to be (right now)

[Ukrainian President]

I know that you've been wantin' it, Pro-Reds want it too
And the way that things are goin', well, Ukraine might be screwed
40,000 troops on the border are waiting to move
Putin knows no shame, as prior annexation was approved

It's an invasion we have to fear
And there's nothing we can really do- we're screwed
Upcoming rigged election is near
Putin has excuse to send Red troops, Red troops

Coming in from east and south, can't fight the Russians with troops so few
They will hunt us down
Aided by fifth columnists with the Spetsnaz active too
Against all their tanks and jets, we won't survive it

So

Take my country, West can't stop this horde
Gonna shut us down, sanctions are ignored
Take my country, give it to the Reds
NATO is so weak and threat of war the US dreads

Take my country, this is no surprise
Red troops lie in wait, there is no escape
Take my country, Putin has the nerve
But this is something we don't deserve... just take my country

There's already fighting over Govt. buildings
Rioters and Pro-Reds are the ones that are winning
Kiev can do nothing as the hugs won't be appeased
'Cause they won't be happy 'til the whole nation's seized!!!

It's an invasion we have to fear
And there's nothing we can really do- we're screwed
Upcoming rigged election is near
Putin has excuse to send Red troops, Red troops

Coming in from east and south, can't repel Russians with troops so few
They will hunt us down
Aided by fifth columnists with the Spetsnaz active too
Against all their miltech, we won't survive it

So

Take my country, West can't stop this horde
Gonna shut us down, sanctions are ignored
Take my country, give it to the Reds
NATO is so weak and threat of war the US dreads

Take my country, this is no surprise
Red troops lie in wait, there is no escape
Take my country, Putin has the nerve
But this is something we don't deserve... just take my country

It's not wise to fight the mean Red Bear, has unmarked troops everywhere
The 21st century, feels like 1943
Putin as Stalin he enjoys
His opposition all but destroyed

So

Take my country, West can't stop this horde
Gonna shut us down, sanctions are ignored
Take my country, give it to the Reds
NATO is so weak and threat of war the US dreads

Take my country, this is no surprise
Red troops lie in wait, there is no escape
Take my country, Putin has the nerve
But this is something we don't deserve... just take my country

Take my country
Take my country
Take my country
Take my country
Take my country

JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!