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Song Parodies -> "Breaking News: Madonna/Nicki Minaj Scam Exposed!"

Original Song Title:

"B*tch I’m Madonna"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Breaking News: Madonna/Nicki Minaj Scam Exposed!"

Parody Written by:

Logan the Amazing

The Lyrics

This parody is a replacement for a duet parody that got canceled. Enjoy! Also, the people in the brackets above the lines are the people singing them.
[Trump babies with airhorns]

Boooooooooooo
Boooooooooooo
(This song is bullsh*t)
Boooooooooooo
(It’s pure garbage)
Boooooooooooo
(It’s too explicit)

[Nicki Minaj inside the body of Madonna]

The title of this song is so foul-mouthed and classless
I thought I could be hip when I would say the word “b*tch”
I act like I’m sixteen but really I’m fifty-six
The video for this song is f***ed up pretentious

I just wanna drink Miller Lite
(Get really drunk tonight)
Bad songs since “American Life”
No no no no
Let’s all throw up our brains tonight
(Gonna throw up... huuurrrrlllll!)

I just want to be famous
Copied off of Taylor Swift
Now everyone is so p*ssed
I just don’t give a
I am stupid; I am dumb
This song is weird and f*cked up
I’ve had enough of this junk
I like lasagna

[Lady Gaga (Nicki Minaj inside the body of Madonna)]

I’m Lady Gaga (“No, you’re supposed to say my name!”)

[Kanye West]

But I don’t wanna

*Random DJ: Hey, let’s skip to the next chorus, because if we do, we don’t have to hear the extremely terrible and classless part! (Clicks fast forward button)*

[Madonna inside the body of Nicki Minaj]

Everyone listen to me
Things here are not what they seem
This is just another meme
This ain’t Nirvana
This video’s a bunch of trash
OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THAT CASH!!!
Anyway, listen to this:
I AM MADONNA

*Audience: OH MY GOSH, THERE ARE FAKERS IN OUR HOUSES!!! HOLY SH- - -“

*Commercial Break*

TAYLOR SWIFT’S HAIR: SPONSORED BY RAMEN NOODLES
Hope you enjoyed it! B*tch I’m Madonna (Breaking News: Madonna/Nicki Minaj Scam Exposed!)

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Logan the Amazing - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
If this came out as a little weird, THAT was my intention! Hope you liked it! Also, be ready for my upcoming parody composed by BOTH me and Jonathan! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas!
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I want to listen to it now just from reading this! Very needling satire here, your creativity is staggering.
Logan the Amazing - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri! My favorite part of the parody is the commercial break where it says that “Taylor Swift’s hair” is sponsored by Ramen Noodles. Glad you enjoyed it!
Logan the Amazing - December 29, 2017 - Report this comment
BTW, the Weird Awards occur annually, always in December, just so you know the date. Upcoming parodies include a Restless Heart Parody by me and fellow parody writer Jonathan, a parody of “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea, a parody of “Black or White” by Michael Jackson, and much more! It’s almost the end of 2017! I’m grateful for all your support from each of you! Happy 2018!
Bart Baker - December 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks. You’re not so bad yourself for a middle schooler. By the way, I’ve looked at your Weird Awards, since someone isn’t doing a duet parody with you, can I? Just asking. I was thinking about a Taylor Swift song to parody 😈. You can choose.
Logan the Amazing - December 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Of course! I’m honored. How about “New Romantics?” We can call it “All My Exes” and have it’s story be similar to your “I Knew You Were Trouble” and “22” parodies! Does that sound good?
CML - December 31, 2017 - Report this comment
I must caution you, Logan. Some of these later commenters may not be on the level
Logan the Amazing - December 31, 2017 - Report this comment
In response to CML: Based on “God’s” comment, I can understand why...
Bart Baker - December 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Those guys are probably fakers. They all copied off of MY comment. Al is the only one that MIGHT actually be real. And yes, your parody sounds pretty good! SATAN TAYLOR SWIFT EXES SONG PART 3!!! 😈😈😈😈 It can be a direct sequel to the 22 parody, which was a direct sequel to the I Knew You Were Trouble parody.
Max Power - April 26, 2018 - Report this comment
I hope you get back to writing again.
Logan the Amazing - May 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Guess what: I JUST HAVE!!!

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