-> "Stairway to MacDonald's"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Stairway to MacDonald's"
Parody Written by:
Rachel Whittemore
The Lyrics
There’s a lady that’s sure
That her hunger will grow
So she’s buying a burger, from heaven.
When she gets there she knows
That the store is not closed
With one word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she’s buying a burger, from heaven
There’s a sign on the wall,
But she can’t be too sure
Cause there’s just too many things
To choose from
By the tree by the brook,
There’s a sadness that grows
As she finishes her burger
With a vengeance.
Ooh, the growing hunger.
Ooh all that hunger.
There’s a feeling I get,
When I look at my plate,
And my stomach starts crying
From emptiness.
In my thoughts I have seen,
Flying fries through the trees,
And the voices of those
Taking orders
Ooh, the growing hunger
Ooh all that hunger.
And it’s whispered that soon,
Food will be ready at noon,
And that hope is what leads me to reason.
And a new day will dawn
I have waited to long
So I’m driving to get
That burger
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh
Now my arteries are clogged,
Thoughts of MacDonald’s are gone,
But there’s still time to change
The road I’m on.
The growing hunger
Aw, uh, oh
My head is spinning and it won’t go
In case you don’t know
Withdrawal is tough to go through
Dear clown, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway leads to a menacing path
(Solo)
And as we wind on down the road
My shadows smaller than my woes
There walks a lady we all know
That intervention made her low
But now she’s healthy and living
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When all is fast and all is food
You will be fat and will be dead
And she’s buying some broccoli, from heaven.
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