Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido
A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
who might look good in a Speedo
Before I leave, tease my hair
put the poof in the back
and most importantly
I gotta bronze my face with shellac

I'm talking,
Grab a pickle for the road (road)
Get into the Jersey mode (mode)
Give my poof it's own area code (code)

Little Italian flags on my toes (toes)
Got my signature guidette pose (pose)
Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose)
(n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nose)

CHORUS:
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
Be as tan as I can so that
I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
all the heads will turn in shock
oh oh oh oh,oh oh whoa oh


CHORUS(repeat):
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door
be as tan as I can so that
I can steal your man
When I walk down the block
all the heads will turn in shock
oh oh oh oh,oh oh whoa oh

Ain't got a care in the world
Except for my G.T.L.
Maybe when I'm home from the club
I'll go and buy some hair gel
And at the store, I'll be a girl
Wear my fav. b-ball cap
And maybe if I'm lucky they'll have shellac

I'm talking,
Grab some tannin' oil for the road (road)
Punch a juice-head N' yell,"You got owned!" (owned)
Hang with some guys that will drive me home (home)
H-h-h-h-h-h-home

CHORUS (Repeat Twice):
Let's score, in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair's stuck in the door
Be as tan, as I can
So that I can steal your man
As I walk down the block
all the heads will turn in shock

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