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Song Parodies -> "Your Car Hit My Car"
Original Song Title:
"We R Who We R"
Original Performer:
Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
"Your Car Hit My Car"
Parody Written by:
Blaydeman
The Lyrics
Just a bad, bad situation... MADE SEMI-FUNNY! (hopefully)
Verse 1: Fast and furious
You’re drivin’ too fast, it’s dangerous
Cuz that’s how some drivers skid and crash
When you weave through five cars as you pass
Then yes of course we smash
You payin’ for this, hope you got cash
And no you don’t wanna give me sass
Got black belts and I’ll kick your back (back , back)
Pre-chorus: Got your hood inside my trunk
And it seems my car has shrunk
Are you dumb or are you drunk?
Can’t be bo-o-oth, let’s hope
Chorus: I saw you from afar
Far, f-f-f-far
You were burnin’ some tar
Tar, t-t-t-tar
Like you drive for NASCAR
Car, c-c-c-car
Did you come from a bar?!
Your car hit my car!
Were speedin’ like a jet
Jet, j-j-j-jet
Even with the roads wet
Wet, w-w-w-wet
That is dumb as it gets
Get, g-g-g-gets
Your skills weren’t up to par
Your car hit my car!
Verse 2: Po-lice, call them up
It’s about damn time, I’ve had enough
Say you sick, you’re fightin’ bacterium
I’m thinkin’ could be delirium
This must be a joke
You’re tryin’ to pay with Warcraft gold
Start selling your clothes
Fixing my car
Startin’ right now
Or you’ll get hit, hard!
Pre-chorus: Hope you can pay all these fees
Axel’s bent 90 degrees
Be a gent and not a sleaze
Would you plea-ea-ease?
Just please!
Chorus: I’ll prolly have some scars
Scar, sc-sc-sc-scars
I hope it doesn’t mar
Mar, m-m-m-mar
And shut off your alarm
Lar, l-l-l-larm
We know just where we are
Your car hit my car!
Drive faster than Sonic
Nic, n-n-n-nic
Which caused your wheels to skid
Skid, sk-sk-sk-skid
What if I had some kids?!
Kid, k-k-k-kids
Like with Nintendo stars
Your car hit my car!
Bridge: Statements going up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Cov’rage goin’ up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Engine’s blowing up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Anger’s going up
Up-up-up-up-up-up-up…
Chorus: You broke speed limit bars
Bar, b-b-b-bars
Where’s your insurance card?
Card, c-c-c-card
Plus you crushed my guitar
Tar, t-t-t-tar
I doubt you’ll get too far
Your car’s in my car
You’re driving way too fast
Fast. f-f-f-fast
Afraid you would be last?
Last, l-l-l-last
You rammed me when you passed
Pass, p-p-p-passed
You should be behind bars
Your car hit my car!
Ugh!
You’re drivin’ too fast, it’s dangerous
Cuz that’s how some drivers skid and crash
When you weave through five cars as you pass
Then yes of course we smash
You payin’ for this, hope you got cash
And no you don’t wanna give me sass
Got black belts and I’ll kick your back (back , back)
Pre-chorus: Got your hood inside my trunk
And it seems my car has shrunk
Are you dumb or are you drunk?
Can’t be bo-o-oth, let’s hope
Chorus: I saw you from afar
Far, f-f-f-far
You were burnin’ some tar
Tar, t-t-t-tar
Like you drive for NASCAR
Car, c-c-c-car
Did you come from a bar?!
Your car hit my car!
Were speedin’ like a jet
Jet, j-j-j-jet
Even with the roads wet
Wet, w-w-w-wet
That is dumb as it gets
Get, g-g-g-gets
Your skills weren’t up to par
Your car hit my car!
Verse 2: Po-lice, call them up
It’s about damn time, I’ve had enough
Say you sick, you’re fightin’ bacterium
I’m thinkin’ could be delirium
This must be a joke
You’re tryin’ to pay with Warcraft gold
Start selling your clothes
Fixing my car
Startin’ right now
Or you’ll get hit, hard!
Pre-chorus: Hope you can pay all these fees
Axel’s bent 90 degrees
Be a gent and not a sleaze
Would you plea-ea-ease?
Just please!
Chorus: I’ll prolly have some scars
Scar, sc-sc-sc-scars
I hope it doesn’t mar
Mar, m-m-m-mar
And shut off your alarm
Lar, l-l-l-larm
We know just where we are
Your car hit my car!
Drive faster than Sonic
Nic, n-n-n-nic
Which caused your wheels to skid
Skid, sk-sk-sk-skid
What if I had some kids?!
Kid, k-k-k-kids
Like with Nintendo stars
Your car hit my car!
Bridge: Statements going up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Cov’rage goin’ up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Engine’s blowing up
Up-up-up-up-up-up
Anger’s going up
Up-up-up-up-up-up-up…
Chorus: You broke speed limit bars
Bar, b-b-b-bars
Where’s your insurance card?
Card, c-c-c-card
Plus you crushed my guitar
Tar, t-t-t-tar
I doubt you’ll get too far
Your car’s in my car
You’re driving way too fast
Fast. f-f-f-fast
Afraid you would be last?
Last, l-l-l-last
You rammed me when you passed
Pass, p-p-p-passed
You should be behind bars
Your car hit my car!
Ugh!
January 3, 2013. Please rate and COMMENT! :)
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Dkos, but I can see this is well-crafted work with lots of variation. Especially liked 'I doubt you'll get too far/You car's in my car'.
Lol, love this!
I'm vaguely aware of TOS (in spite of my best efforts to avoid it and anything else she 'sings') and I loved that this fit her atttitude so well. I just hope it's not autobiographical! 555
Smashing good job, mate!!!
(SOTM) Well, this goes well with my Ke$ha parody about bad driving (that went up on the same day...huh). Great parody here, you did well with the limited nature of the OS (and, well, Ke$ha in general), 555!
Nice job matching the lyrics with this song. You did well making this situation funny. Enjoyed the recording too
Not sure what I like most about the recording, tho not having to listen to Ke$ha is probably the best. Obviously paced spot on, great job bringing this to life
Great pacing as always Blayde. And very funny with great use of this OS.
I think I'm in the vast minority that is actually a Ke$ha fan, so any spoof of hers is good for me. I really like the rhyming and I'm normally a safe driver, so this scored points with me. Nice work.
100 percent spot-on pacing, funny as hell choruses that didnt need to rhyme with the OS to work, 2nd verse that didnt make much sense but still funny made the chore of listening to two Ke$ha songs in one ABC contest more bearable.
Expect the dumb All State jingle to be recited for something to pop up.
See Above: Still a Ke$ha fan, still a fan of this spoof. Nice job!
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