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Song Parodies -> "Tik Tok (On My Clock)"
Original Song Title:
"Tik Tok"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
"Tik Tok (On My Clock)"
Parody Written by:
Marjorie Preston
The Lyrics
I waited till I'm forty just to have this kid
Had some great times in my 20s and now I'm glad I did
But I need to start a family and that's what's up
Doin' kegels like Heigl in that flick “Knocked Up”
Somebody buy a Maclaren stroller
Ain't getting' any younger just getting' older
My big boobs start to hurt my shoulders
Buyin' up the nursing bras
Sorry boys it's your loss
Wearin' all that maternity floss
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don't want stretch marks on my tummy, kid you've cooked long enough
Don't need drugs in my system, I'll just huff and puff
Now the midwife's getting worried 'cause I'm starting to stagger
If she tries to leave the room the nurse better snag her
I'm talkin' bout pushin' this baby out
He better learn the route
Kid, don't make me shout, shout
I'm making just one request
Get your patootie up on my chest
We don't mind that you're undressed
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[BRIDGE]
You see this frown?
I hate this gown
It's time to crown
Yeah, my baby
I'm pushing down
What is that sound?
You're crying now?
Oh, you got me
You see this frown?
I hate this gown
It's time to crown
Yeah, my baby
I'm pushing now
I'm pushing now
I'm pushing now
And the party can't start till you get out
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Had some great times in my 20s and now I'm glad I did
But I need to start a family and that's what's up
Doin' kegels like Heigl in that flick “Knocked Up”
Somebody buy a Maclaren stroller
Ain't getting' any younger just getting' older
My big boobs start to hurt my shoulders
Buyin' up the nursing bras
Sorry boys it's your loss
Wearin' all that maternity floss
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don't want stretch marks on my tummy, kid you've cooked long enough
Don't need drugs in my system, I'll just huff and puff
Now the midwife's getting worried 'cause I'm starting to stagger
If she tries to leave the room the nurse better snag her
I'm talkin' bout pushin' this baby out
He better learn the route
Kid, don't make me shout, shout
I'm making just one request
Get your patootie up on my chest
We don't mind that you're undressed
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[BRIDGE]
You see this frown?
I hate this gown
It's time to crown
Yeah, my baby
I'm pushing down
What is that sound?
You're crying now?
Oh, you got me
You see this frown?
I hate this gown
It's time to crown
Yeah, my baby
I'm pushing now
I'm pushing now
I'm pushing now
And the party can't start till you get out
[CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Kid drop, make it plop
Make this pregnancy stop
I'm fat, make it splat
Kid, you're being a brat
Tik Tok, on my clock
Cuz my fat ass can't walk no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
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Nice one Marj-555! How true about the baby milk- LOL! Also, loved the 'Knocked Up" line b/c that is my favorite OTT and Heigl movie :)
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