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Song Parodies -> "Blow (Israeli Assault Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Blow (Israeli Assault Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My parody "Glow" was about a unilateral US attack on Iran's nuke sites, so this version of "Blow" deals with a unilateral Israeli strike and war.
[Tel Nof]
Deploy

Road map lapsed, failed diplomacy
We're tired of games, no more bargaining
Arm those F-15s, and 16s,
Forget the US, we're armed to the teeth

It's time to start the fight and shut Bashir down
(Iran's about to)
Night strike we're heading over, we're taking it out

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Now what? What? We've taken control
We struck what we want
Tehran's next to go
Triple A and SAMs light up the sky
We've struck hard and quick
With F-15Is
Persians and Syrians lose their minds, scream and shout
(Iran's about to)
They can go f-ck themselves 'cause we don't mess around

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Send, send, send more planes, more planes
PGMs and bombs falling like rain
Sites burning in flames, targeting, sites burning in flames
More planes, more planes
PGMs and bombs falling like rain
Sites burning in flames, targeting, sites burning in flames

We've taken over...
Been waiting for this day...

Go! nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Go! nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Go! nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Go! nuke sites about to blow-oh-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh

Ahmadinejad must go!!!



The Ra'am: http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/images/f15i.jpg

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