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Song Parodies -> "Glow"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

Ke$ha

Parody Song Title:

"Glow"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

If the US attacked Iran's nuke facilities unilaterally. Note that I am using just conventional weapons here and not tactical nukes as the Israelis would in the event Iran fired poisin gas or nuke missiles at Israel. The "glow" here is a landscape on fire from US carpet and precision bombing strikes, not nukes.
[ Israel/REPs shout]
Death!!!

Nuke sites mapped, forget Israelis
We'll get in with ease, use GPS leads
F-15Es follow Bs lead,
Hit hardened targets, it's raining PGs

It's time to kill those sites and shut the reactor down
(Iran's about to)
Tonight we're flying over, SAMs rolling out

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh
(Iran's about to)

Guess what? What? We're taking control
We hit what we want
We've struck a big blow
Fire and debris, destruction galore
We're deadly and shooting-
down fighters in scores
It's time to use air mines and destroy Iran's clout
(Iran's about to)
We're through playing games 'cause we don't mess around

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Hit, hit, hit, hit them a-gain, hit them a-gain
With bunker busters, let loose the steel rain
Tired of playing games, Ahmadinejad's insane
Hit them a-gain, hit them a-gain
With bunker busters, let loose the steel rain
Tired of playing games, Iran's nuke sites down in flames...

We are flying over...
US in action today...

Oh, Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Oh, Iran's about to glow-oh-oh-oh!
Glow-oh-oh-oh

Iran's about to glow...


Notes on weaponry: F-15E Strike Eagles (aka Beagles) attack aircraft; Bs= B-52s, B-1s (Bones), and B-2s; PGs (Precision-Guided munitions); SAMs= Surface to Air Missiles; air mines (MOABs= Mother Of All Bombs) or BIGGER!!!

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Countdown - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok...
Porfle Popnecker - February 03, 2012 - Report this comment
That one was exciting and kind of scary.
Rob Arndt - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Kinda wish Russia would test its FOAB there: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qn2M0fyLEeo/TGr4rum22fI/AAAAAAAAAEE/70jMQggzv1s/s1600/2iln7tw.jpg

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