Song Parodies -> "Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Blow"

Original Performer:

"Nose"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Sure, allergy season is (for the most part) over...but I couldn't help it. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng

-Coughing and wheezing sounds-
Damn...

Tissues stacked, Vaporub’s handy
I cough and I wheeze, damn these allergies
I need first aid, I need some sleep
I’m feeling so gross, I wish I could breathe

I’d like to sleep tonight but I fear that I’d drown
(My head is poundin’)
Tonight, it’s taking over
Someone help me out!

Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I just can’t feel my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s packed up in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…

Guess what? (what?)
My boss on the phone
He wants to know why
I’m stuck up at home
Used up tissues cover the floor
I’m pretty darn sick
I can’t take much more

Can’t feel my face, my nose just won’t let any out
(Can’t breathe out of my…)
It’s like the Hoover Dam
The pressure won’t go down

Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
So much snot in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
It’s like a brick wall in my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…

No-no-no, ow my face, ow my face
Man, my nostrils bring me pain, while these
Tissues fill my hands,
All these tissues fill my hands
So much pain on my face
It’s not better, been ten days! Get some
Dynamite on hand,
Shove some dynamite up there!

(It has taken over! I’m sick of it!)

Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I would like to blow my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
Can’t breathe out of my nose - no-oh-oh!
Blow-oh-oh-oh
I can’t breathe out my…

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Mark Scotti - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) GUESUND...FIVES!!!!

agrimorfee - June 17, 2011 - Report this comment

The OS blew but the parody didnt.

Christie Marie M - June 18, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC M/N) I can relate to this one! This year I've gotten a combination of colds and allergies during springtime. I tell ya, it's brutal! And I needed to bring several nasal sprays and drink some Thera Flu. Well, great job with this satire and here's 5 tissues, 5 nasal sprays, and 5 Benadryls!

Blaydeman - June 20, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) Very good job. Personally I'm a huge Ke$ha fan, but I really don't like this song as much as some of her other hits, I find it a bit cheap. However, this parody is NOT cheap at all, actually it's very awesome. 555 ounces of Dayquil for ya!

D-Mon - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC) OMG this OS annoys me so much when it plays on the radio! good parody and very well written.

bobpiecheese - June 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(ABC5) Yeah, colds suck. Especially when you're out of tissues. 555 Kleenex boxes for you!

Below Average Dave - June 24, 2011 - Report this comment

This was a simple topic, but like always you know how to blow it out the park

Matthias - June 25, 2011 - Report this comment

I'm glad I'm only allergic to Penicillin (which is like Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite) because when the heck would you even need Penicillin. Being allergic to the outdoors or anything like that would suck but this parody rocked.

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