Tabloid scandalous
If you’re a real celeb, I seem so ridiculous
‘Cause I make the divas laugh so much
And I only _think_ that I’m real tough
And yes of course because I’m runnin’ around town from club-to- club
And no, you don’t wanna dress like me
This outfit is absolutely crazy!

Surprise, I’ve got glitter in my eyes
Dress ripped up all the way up to my thighs
Looking like an addict and terrified
Where did everybody go-o-o? (Oh no!)

[chorus]
Tonight I’m going to a bar
Maybe puke in someone’s car
I’m tearin’ my life apart
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!
Can’t believe I am so dumb
Takin’ drugs ’til I go numb
I know I’ll probably die young
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!

DJ, I just threw-up
But I’ll take more alcohol in a red cup
You want me to leave- WTF, are you serious?
I’m talkin’ like I’m both drunk and delirious!
I can’t stop talkin’ trash

I’m telling you ’bout the s— I do
I’m doin’ lots of drugs, acting bizarre
Coming on real strong, hittin’ on dudes in bars!

Surprise, I’ve got glitter in my eyes
Dress ripped up all the way up to my thighs
Looking like an addict and terrified
Where did everybody go-o-o? (Oh no!)

Tonight I’m going to a bar
Maybe puke in someone’s car
I’m tearin’ my life apart
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!
Can’t believe I am so dumb
Takin’ drugs ’til I go numb
I know I’ll probably die young
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!

DJ, I just threw-up
DJ, I‘m all messed-up
DJ, I just threw-up
DJ, call an ambulance!

Tonight I’m going to a bar
Maybe puke in someone’s car
I’m tearin’ my life apart
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!
Can’t believe I am so dumb
Takin’ drugs ’til I go numb
I know I’ll probably die young
I’m really no superstar
I'm just a dirty blonde whore!

(hear the wailing sirens)

DOA!