-> "Start-Stoppy Feeling!"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop the Feeling!"
Parody Song Title:
"Start-Stoppy Feeling!"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: My brain wheelin’
Inside my dome
It gets so hectic around 5PM, I groan
All through the city
All the way home
I get so I angry that I wanna break my phone
And now that sun hits my eye sockets
So I reach for the A/C
Cuz my car becomes a hot box when it stops (Oo!)
I can’t change a lane for nothing
Hold in a monumental pee
Gotta find myself a bottle before I pop
Endless break lights down every row
It takes some time to make it down the road
Cuz we move just a little too slow
Need some action…
A distraction…
From this traffic…
Chorus: Nothing I can do right now, so I
Dance, dance, dance
See cars creepin’ up next to me, they just
Glance, glance, glance (c’mon!)
All this wasted time can get me so
Tense, tense, tense
Ain’t nobody moving, so I’ll keep dancin’
Got Start-stoppy feelings (I’ll just dance, dance dance)
Got Start-stoppy feelings (I’ll just dance, dance dance)
C’mon!
Verse 2: Oo, car horns start to blow
There is is no where, there is no place that I can go
Just use some reason, this ain’t your road!
I blast that hot beat and I let that music flow
When I see that sunset on the coastline
And that warm glow off the beach
I feel that temper in my body start to drop (Oo!)
All these drivers having bovines
Using every figure of speech
We’re gridlocked and no one likes it
But so what?!
Into the night, when everything’s closed
There’s still a line to get out on the road
But it’s nice if we let the world slow
We didn’t choose it…
We’re not movin’
Guess we’ll use it!
Chorus: Nothing much that I can do, so I
Stretch, stretch, stretch
Pulling out my notebook then I just
Sketch, sketch, sketch (c’mon!)
Other drivers see me, dude and
Kvetch-vetch-vetch
Any little thing to do while advancing
Got Start-stoppy feelings (I’ll just dance, dance dance)
Got Start-stoppy feelings (I just dance, dance, dance)
C’mon!
Got Start-stoppy feelings (I’ll just dance, dance dance)
Got Start-stoppy feelings
Just try dancing
C’mon!
[Instrumental Break]
We start-stoppin’…
We start-stoppin’…
We start-stoppin’…
We start-stoppin’…
Start-stoppy feelings!
Chorus: Nothing I can do right now, so I
Dance, dance, dance (Start-stoppy feelings!)
See cars creepin’ up next to me, they just
Glance, glance, glance (c’mon!) (Start-stoppy feelings!)
No more wasting time because I
Invest-vest-vest (Start-stoppy feelings!)
Ain’t nobody moving, so I’ll keep dancin’
Got Start-stoppy feelings
Outro: Rub some lotion on my body (Got Start-stoppy feelings)
Knit a sweater for my mommy, at home (Got Start-stoppy feelings)
Make a sandwich with pastrami (Got Start-stoppy feelings)
Slowly build up antibodies, a-choo (make’em now)
Research other silly hobbies (Start-stoppy feelings!)
Make take up origami…
C’mon… (Oo…)
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