-> "Obsessed With Jell-O"
Original Song Title:
"Stereo Hearts"
Parody Song Title:
"Obsessed With Jell-O"
Parody Written by:
Nitwit
The Lyrics
My heart's made of Jell-O
In red, blue, purple, green, yellow
Although some people find it gro-o-oss
It just bounced on the floor
But I’ll just eat a spoonful more
I even bought a cup for you
‘Cause I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Kraft Foods Heroes baby!
If I was just another stupid snack food on the shelf
Would you buy me and eat me like everybody else?
If I want you to eat 6 packs, could you manage that?
Like yea [scratched], check it Travie, I will mangle that
Furthermore, I have an urge to buy many snacks
Mixing the packages, it’s actually worse than crack
I always always always, no I'm not over that
'Cause jiggling it is so much darn fun that
If I could only find another pack of Lemon-Lime
But its been discontinued for a real long time
I’ll just keep stuffin’ it inside of you
And know that my very greatest love is Jell-O dude
My heart's made of Jell-O
In red, blue, purple, green, yellow
Although some people find it gro-o-oss
It just bounced on the floor
But I’ll just eat a spoonful more
I even bought a cup for you
‘Cause I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Let's go!
If I ate an entire fifty pound freaking box (What the heck?!)
Would I be throwin’ up all over the block
Would I make the challenge or I just stop (throw it up)
Or take it like a man and still be mocked
Cause I’m a grown man eatin’ child’s food
Or would they just think it’s rude
Appreciate every little cup you ever ate
If they’re discontinued I would go irate
I thought I found another pack of Lemon-Lime
But it’s been discontinued for a real long time
I’ll just keep stuffin’ it inside of you
And know that my very greatest love is Jell-O dude
My heart's made of Jell-O
In red, blue, purple, green, yellow
Although some people find it gro-o-oss
It just bounced on the floor
But I’ll just eat a spoonful more
I even bought a cup for you
‘Cause I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Can’t get enough, buyin’ these cups all the time (never leave me)
Because good snack foods can be so hard to find (so hard to find)
I keep on wolfing down all the slime
I think gelatin has invaded my mind!
My heart's made of Jell-O
In red, blue, purple, green, yellow
Although some people find it gro-o-oss
It just bounced on the floor
But I’ll just eat a spoonful more
I even bought a cup for you
‘Cause I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh that darn Jell-O
Oh oh oh oh (Cholesterol Heroes baby! ) I’m obsessed with that darn Jell-O
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