-> "Last Islamic Terrorist Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Last Of The American Girls"
Parody Song Title:
"Last Islamic Terrorist Girl"
The Lyrics
She puts her burqa on, like the black flag of the glorious Ummah
She's got a little book of Shari'a rulings right in her hand
She's got crazy eyes, like a mushroom-gobbling Viking berserker
She is one of a kind
She's the last Islamic terrorist girl
She helped blow up the church
So there won't be any Christmas this winter
She goes online to flirt
Recruits another young man with every pass
She sews explosive vests
For the martyrs who won't make it for dinner
She's the one at fault
For the children breathing chemical gas
She's a mujahida of the caliphate incorporated
They all say she's the bomb
She's the last Islamic terrorist girl
She plays her vinyl records
Of nasheeds promoting death and destruction
She's a sucker for
All their engineers building the bombs
She will come in first
For the end of western civilization
She's an endless war
She's a hero for a lost cause
Like a hurricane
Blowing all the way from Sirte to ar-Raqqa
She's a natural disaster
She's the last Islamic terrorist girl
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