Song Parodies -> "I Suck"

Original Song Title:

"What You Want"

Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"I Suck"

Parody Written by:

The Other Guys

The Lyrics

The Great Destroyer's parody was good, but just so you know, OURS IS BETTER!! Lyrically, it talks about the pains of Vladimir Makarov's teen years (his years in high school) when he flunks out of his classes, as well as the tormenting moments of David Price's most embarassing (and saddening) moments. PS: We must confess that this is the guy from Forgotten: Apocalypse, a book currently being written by The Great Destroyer, as well as the guy from Modern Warfare 2 and 3, to prevent any confusion! The song's sung from Vlad's point of view, BTW. Also, God and Satan are involved in this song!

V. Makarov: Ooh, I suck, I suck, I suck! I think everybody hates me!
Ooh, I suck, I suck, I suck! I feel like I should leave (I gotta get outta here!)

(instrumental break)

David Price: Oh, I suck, I suck, I suck! I just flunked my Science class (my life is over)!
I flunked out of Algebra! (I should just move out of town!)

Every eye stares at me, like a thousand knives!

Both: Goodbye, goodbye! I have to leave!
I'm way too humiliated to stay!
I should move out of town
And forget that these incidents ever happened!

David: Oh, I suck, I suck, I suck!
I got kicked right out of baseball (my life is over!)
Oh, I suck, I suck, I suck!
I just failed Biology (I must remember who I really am!)

V. Makarov: Every minute I'm in church!
SCREAMS THAT I HAVE FAILED GOD!

Both: Goodbye, goodbye! I have to leave! I'm way too humiliated to stay! I should move out of town! And forget that these incidents ever happened! (x2)

David: I am done! Closed my eyes! Only God will guide me home!

God: Tear down the walls and free your soul!
'Til you're free!
You'll forever be alright, alright, alright, alright!

Satan: Hello, hello! It's only me, taking all that you hold DEAR!
There's no escape from me! You've all been ensnared in DEPRESSION!

Price and Makarov: Goodbye, goodbye! I have to leave! I'm way too humiliated to stay! I should move out of town. Or maybe ask God what I did wrong!

(repeat chorus #1)

God: Remember who you really are!

Vlad and David: Oh, I suck, I suck, I suck!

Okay, you guys happy God is involved in this song, as well as Satan?

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