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Song Parodies -> "The Dirty Secret of Stronger Than I Was"

Original Song Title:

"Stronger Than I Was"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Dirty Secret of Stronger Than I Was"

Parody Written by:

xXHotheartXx

The Lyrics

I noticed that this sounds like something 1D would do so here.
This sounds like
a boooy baaand sooong
It's by Direction Oooooone
they're not hot
once you see me and my butt

(Harry: Eminem what
are you doing?
This is our thing
this isn't yours, Em!)

One Direction (UHHH!)
let me explain (UHHH!)
you're running late, FOR YOUR SONG

So I took your track
added cusses
made Simon maaaad

(Simon: It's fine with me
I actually like this version of the traaaaaack)

They're seconds away
From suing me
For stealing their sooooong
Why are you still here?
Can you just let us
RECORD OUR SOOONG!?
But I'm making
an album
it needs more POOOP
So I can make my album
more poppy than before
cuz I'M A RAPPER TOOOOO!!!

(Rap Part)
Took a crap
making pop music
grabbed a mic and recorded that
to make 1D mad, oh!
then threw more UHHHS in the back
that's how I made this poppy track
(Simon: yeah your singing is embarassing
compared to Kiss You, oh!)
Isn't it weird we are both men?
(Zayn: yeah it definitely is
cuz we're making a new album)
but your work is poop!!

(Chorus 2: Zayn)
Pop life for
Zayn Malik Is no longer fuuun
I'm leaving the band
because people think
WE ARE BAAAD
(Simon: but what about the
teenagers?
They love you very much!)
I'll start a solo career
So they have relief
Cuz I am no longer homoooooo!



No offense to Eminem or One Direction.

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