-> "I'm Not Too Brave"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Not Afraid"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Not Too Brave"
Parody Written by:
Michael Whitman
The Lyrics
I’m not too brave to take a stand
I wish somebody’d come take my hand
We’ll walk this road together, to kill Voldemort
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, Dumbledore ain't alone
Holla if you don’t feel goin down my road
(Intro)
Yeah, It’s been a fight…
I guess i had to go to Hogwarts to get to Harry's house
Now some of you might still be in Hogwarts
If you’re trying to get out, just follow someone else
theyll get you there
You can try and read my spells off of this paper before I say ‘em
But you won’t take the sting out before I say ‘em
Cause ain’t no way I can help you stop Draco from causing mayhem
When I say ‘em or do something I do it, I don’t give a Malfoy
What you think, I’m doing this for me, so Crucio the world
Feed it Bertie Bott's beans, it’s blasted up, everything’s stopping me
I’mma be what I forgot to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And Slytherins lookin’ down on me I’m Evanesco’n down your balcony
No if ands or buts don’t try to ask Malfoy why or how can he
From Dumbledore down to the last Sirius album he’s still afraid and
Whether he’s battling, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he blows Malfoys guts
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He’s married to the D.A., like a Ton Tongue Toffee for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget Umbridge he’s got the urge
To pull his wand from the dirt and Expelliarmus the whole Universe
(Chorus)
Ok quit playin’ with the wand and shoot the spell
I shouldn’t have to wave my wand around for you to know it’s a spell
Malfoy said he was king, he lied through his teeth
For that stupefy your feelings, instead of getting crowned you’re getting capped
And to the fans, I know I have none, that’s crap
I promise to never go back to being brave, in fact
Let’s be honest, that last Bellatrix CD was “ehhhh”
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain’t going back to that now
All I’m tryna say is get back, Avada Kedavra
Cause I ain’t playin’ around
There’s a thing called dueling and I don’t know how
I’m way too up to back down
But I think I’m still tryna figure out how to kill snape now
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn’t
This black cloud’s still follow’s me around
But it’s time to exercise these DA memebers
These Death Eaters are doing jumping jacks now!
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
And I just can’t keep sittin’ this way
So starting today, I’m becomin’ more brave
I’m standing up, Imma face Draco Malfoy
I’m manning up, Imma hold my wand
I’ve had enough, now I’m so fed up
Time to put Malfoy in a coffin right now
It was my decision to get brave, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for the DA
So I could come back a brave strong me, the DA helped see me through
And don’t even realise what they did, believe me they
I been through the ringer, but Malfoy can do little to me now
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My World, haters can make me feel bad like Malfoy with no Crabbe, or Goyle
No more spell flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus solely on handling my responsibility’s as a student
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my professors and raise it
You couldn’t lift a single shingle on it
Cause the way I feel, I’m strong enough to go to the DA
Or Umbridge’s office and lift the whole feather counter up
Cause I’m raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I’m too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and
(Chorus x2)
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