My wife warned me again today
stating that driving my car
at 120 mph is another speeding fine

the constant moaning of my wife sounds like she is about to hurl
my devoution when i look in her eyes for her soul
she always thinks she is right as her critisism unfolds
as she shows her darker side i hear her call

not another speeding fine

there can be only one reason why the engine is still running
so please will you stop driving and don't park infront of a no parking sign
and now her pateince melts and i am not sure why as we see the police comming
and now she starting to cry and shouting are you brain dead inside

the sierens are wailing
and she's still complaining
her paitence is fading
i guess i will carry on and drive

stay still and shut up my love
thats all i want to say
but instead i keep it inside
not another speeding fine

not another speeding fine
right through a red light

she has now stopped crying she dries her eyes as we hear them comming
they get out their car and go to mine and once again tears roll from her eyes
she is moaning again what a typicall woman all she ever seems to do is cry
and shout are you brain dead inside

i drove into some old folk
many ribs got broke
my lisence still not been revoked
i am completly surrprised

stay still and shut up my love
thats all i want to say
but still i keep it inside
not another speding fine

not another speeding fine

stay still and shut up my love
thats all i want to say
but instead i keep it inside
not another speeding fine

not another speeding fine
not another speeding fine
right through a red light

not another speeding fine
so much for a lesuirly drive