-> "Fall Asleep"
Original Song Title:
"Heart Attack"
Parody Song Title:
"Fall Asleep"
The Lyrics
Feeling my eyes close a bit
Cause all you do is talk, talk, talk
If I ever listen, I think I will just fall asleep
Tell me more about your Lacoste shirt
and how it is so expensive
don't tell me how much you make in a year
and how much hours you exercise in a gym
Boy, I don't care
If you do have a eight pack
I need my air
I'm way past these stupid pick-up lines
You have no clue, I'm so not into you
Go play xbox and don't come back
Yes you, are so insipid it's the worst date of my life
Chorus: I should have known
That my friends don't know my kind of guys
But I'm Feeling my eyes close a bit
Cause all you do is talk, talk, talk
If I ever listen, I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
You said I shouldn't eat the cheeseburger
and that I should start to jog with you
am I supposed to read between the lines
Cause I'm this close to punch your face
You make me pay ?
Oh, I tought you were so wealthy...
I hate your gut
Can you at least open the door for me
You are so shallow and simple minded
You are dressing like a douchebag
Yes you, are so insipid it's the worst date of my life
Chorus: You are so slow
When I'm serious you stare at me
And I'm Feeling my eyes close a bit
Cause all you do is talk, talk, talk
If I ever listen, I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
Your getting way too much close
All I smell is your cheap cologne
also your last cigarette
I think you should focus on the road
Please mom, it's time to call me
whatever excuse works
Chorus: Thank god I'm home
hope you won't recall my phone number
So I'm Feeling my eyes close a bit
Cause all you do is talk, talk, talk
If I ever listen, I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
I think I will just fall asleep
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