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Song Parodies -> "Crusader"
Original Song Title:
"Skyscraper"
Original Performer:
Demi Lovato
Parody Song Title:
"Crusader"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
More Blonde Valkyrie defiance...
Volk are dying, women crying
Red Army travels in bands
Only screaming, as it's ending
As the Red troops advance
Not that much left of the Third Reich
Just shattered Germany
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
As the Reds near, not shaken
as I cock my STG
Killing makes me feel better
Gonna watch them all bleed
(bring them to their knees, no mercy)
Yes, Berlin is over-taken
And the Third Reich in defeat
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
They run, run, run
Every time I appear, without any fear
Ja- GO!!!
Go run, run, run
I will hunt you all down
Huntress of the Fatherland- I am here
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
And so…
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
(Werwolf crusader)
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
Red Army travels in bands
Only screaming, as it's ending
As the Red troops advance
Not that much left of the Third Reich
Just shattered Germany
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
As the Reds near, not shaken
as I cock my STG
Killing makes me feel better
Gonna watch them all bleed
(bring them to their knees, no mercy)
Yes, Berlin is over-taken
And the Third Reich in defeat
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
They run, run, run
Every time I appear, without any fear
Ja- GO!!!
Go run, run, run
I will hunt you all down
Huntress of the Fatherland- I am here
They can take everything I have
Yet I remain a German
Grab a shard of glass
Grab a real sharp razor
And so…
Go on and try to take me down
Blonde Valkyrie will cut you down
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
(Werwolf crusader)
Werwolf crusader
Werwolf crusader
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Thought this was about the older crusades at first. But cool anyway.
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