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Song Parodies -> "This Is M & S"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to Burlesque"

Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"This Is M & S"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

lobster thermadoor
wilted watercress,
scrambled quail egg yolk
This is M & S
any food you dream of,
you finally can possess
shit you've never heard of
This is M & S

[Chorus:]
Oh, sautéed grilled or frying,
they've got everything in hand,
If you've got a little extra
its 5p for a bag


milk thats extra milky
Venezuelan eaton mess
cocoa dusted Swede,
this is m and s
glistening gooseberry gâteaux,
pan fried lobster bisque
little pigs called percy
extra crispy crisps,
thousand island dressing,
that the pope has blessed
frois gras muller corner
This is M & S

[Chorus:]
Oh, sautéed grilled or frying,
they've got everything in hand,
If you've got a little extra
its 5p for a bag

marinaded shark
spiced with lemon zest
poached in sweat from elvis,
on a virgins breast

chickpea steamed manure
organically caressed
on an oak canoe
This is M & S

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