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Song Parodies -> "Floor Splat Acrobat"

Original Song Title:

"Two Black Cadillacs"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Floor Splat Acrobat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Life is a circus and we're all the clowns...
Floor splat acrobat, Slipped off the trapeze today
It bites, Was in flight, Now he's bent over in pain
This is circus strife
Don't shove him in that canon it would be a fright
Floor splat acrobat's getting mocked by a mime

Lion tamer better grab those beasts fast
Cause they slobber when they see this geek land
There's no cushion for his epic fails. You can see the dust fly
Dust fly, dust fly...

Should shovel up turds or work as a clown
Fry up elephant ears and chug that grease down
He's not a nimble one so he should give up that life
That life, that life, that life...

(Floor splat acrobat... Floor splat acrobat)

High strung tightrope's his plight wobbles on his tippy-toes
Trips though he's been trying and every time he gets the gong
He can't do handstands
He'll even get a sprain by cartwheeling I bet
Floor splat acrobat isn't yet in his prime, in his prime

From the bleachers he is getting booed man
He can't juggle since he has a bruised hand
All his stunt-work is an epic fail, Getting hit with cream pies
Cream pies, cream pies

Yeah, yeah
He got burnt leaping through flame hoops
Close your eyes cause blood squirts as he exclaims "Oops!"
Barnum and Bailey bum just slips because he can't glide
Can't glide, can't glide, can't glide...
Yeah, yeah

(Floor slapped acrobat)

Think it's a curse, shoe's untied, with every blunder breaks a leg
Has no gymnastic style when he's there on stage
That trampoline fills him with rage

And his partner's now wearing an arm cast
Cause he flipped her around way too damn fast
Should be fired, cause his epic fails, will soon be poking out eyes
Out eyes, out eyes...

Yeah, yeah
Onto rhino horns he's landing splits, Ow!
For a man that sure hurts, I'd call it quits now
The circus life is fun but sure not for this guy
This guy, this guy, this guy...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   7
 2   1
 3   1
 4   0
 5   7

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Onlooker - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't quit your day job ;-)
Jonathan - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
what's with all the 1's? how did this fall flat for so many people? 5's
Blaydeman - January 21, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This definitely isn't a splat in my eyes. Awesome title switch and I really like the concept you brought to it. A subpar acrobat must have a difficult life. Not only are they living a circus life, but they suck at it, and because they're so bad at being an acrobat they're always too hurt to do any other circus job. It's a horrible three-ring circle of life. 555.
Max Power - January 25, 2015 - Report this comment
As far as I'm concerned, the 1 votes probably came from the ghosts of dead performers who fell to their deaths and possessed people to bomb the parody. Surprised the clowns didn't turn this comment section into a circus.
Abbott Skelding - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
Great work as always Matty. I love the OS and you did an excellent job spoofing it. Nice title sub and plenty of funny lines within, well done!
bobpiecheese - January 27, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) 555 bucks says that this is the cover story used after the Flying Graysons got assassinated. Fantastic parody!
Acrobat - January 28, 2015 - Report this comment
For me, this just fell flat, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2015 - Report this comment
There was some sheer poetry in this, such as "High strung tightrope's his plight wobbles on his tippy-toes/Trips though he's been trying and every time he gets the gong". Lots of circus atmosphere really opened up the parody. Nice job, dude!

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