Song Parodies -> "Soon The World Ends"

Original Song Title:

"Till The World Ends"

Original Performer:

"Soon The World Ends"

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The Lyrics

This was kind of a big deal last year... So I guess the world didn't end, Huh?

I'm certain that the Earth will soon plotz, You'll see!
Hear me shout to repent: Give up evil deeds!
I know that it's the rapture!
God's glow is going to capture!
The people who aren't huge d*cks
Straight up to heaven, Maybe...
That's what the Bible quotes us
The folks that don't have coitus
Trust me, Until it's their wedding night

I will shout it! Shout it! Shout some more!
You will all die! All die hear me roar!
So don't be mean, be mean or you're sure
To end up doomed, up doomed while we soar!

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You want proof? I got clues that you're screwed so hard
Heard you scoff. Still won't blush, Ranting in the park
You know the Virgin Mary?
See this spot on my cherry!
That's truth! I cannot fake this!
You'll see the devil, Buddy!
Think that I'm just a pest
But you will join the rest
Buddy, You'll all get pitchforked, That's right!

Lord can take me! Take me! Take me there!
I'm a good guy, good guy never swear!
Listen to me, to me or beware
Demons prod you, prod you. Say your prayers!

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Gotta be nice to get Heaven!
Hear my ranting: "Soon the World Ends!!!"
Be a real b*tch or an as*hole!
You're not raptured when the world ends!
You're not captured when the world ends!
(World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends!)
Bones are fractured when the world ends!
(World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends!)

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In God's spotlight we'll be floating
Hear my ranting: "Soon the world ends!"
If you're devilish or a douchebag
You're not raptured when the world ends!!!
(World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends! World ends!)

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