-> "Big Fat Bass (The Fishing Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Big Fat Bass"
Parody Song Title:
"Big Fat Bass (The Fishing Song)"
The Lyrics
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
Big fat bass
The big fat bass
You can catch a flounder, Stevie
I will catch a bass
I will catch a bass
I will catch a bass
Fishing for a salmon, Stevie
I can get the bass
I can be the bass
I can be the bass
You can be the salmon, Stevie
I can be the bass
I can be the bass
I can be the bass
You can be the tuna, maybe
I can be the bass
Wanna eat the bass
I must be the bass
Bait
All your bait fell off the boat
But I've got a taimen biter
Help reel it onto the shore
It’s biting bigger
The bass is biting bigger
And now
The damn thing splashed in my eye
He flopped back to the bottom
Now look at me, I wan' cry
I've got a winner
The bass is biting bigger
Will it be a salmon, Stevie?
Will it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?
Will it be an alba, maybe?
Will it be my bass?
Can it be my bass?
Will it be my bass?
It’s biting bigger
The bass is biting bigger
Looks like a winner
The bass looks like a winner
Looks like a winner
The bass will soon be dinner
It’s biting bigger
Bigger bigger
My bait is getting low
The bait is getting low
The bait is getting low
I-I-I-I-It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger
Hey
I got one hell of a bite
Feel the fella dancing
I'd reel him in all night
*SPLASH!*
I'm in the river
My ass is in the river
Yo
Take me out, let me dry
I tickle down in my waist line
The bass is feelin nice
I got my dinner
The bass is finally dinner
I don't want your weever, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will eat my bass
You can keep your tuna, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I don't want your weever, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will eat my bass
You can keep your tuna, Stevie
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
I will keep my bass
Yum
Yum
Yum
Y’all better get ready for some yum-yum
For the yum-yum
For the yum-yum
The bass is now ready for the tum-tum
For the tum-tum
For the tum-tum
Yo it’s the bass, yum
Come and get some
Put a pound in digestive system
Many pounds will vacate the kitchen
You fishers better up competition
Me and Steve got the whole boat tipping
Just sit and wait and listen
For the thump-thump
For the thump-thump
Feel the thump-thump
Feel the thump-thump
From the big big fat fat bass
Splashing up in your face
Dinner at our place
Ain't full, let’s have seconds
Gimme more
Gimme more
Here we go
Everybody in the place eat frantic
This bass right here’s gigantic
Yo
It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger
It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger
It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger
It’s gettin bigger
The bass is gettin bigger
Sandwich for your tuna, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Save your trout for later, Stevie
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
Let us eat my bass
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