Two weeks ago I lunched at this restaurant
Where my dish was so big I couldn't eat it all
I chose take-out

Stuck it in the back of my ol' fridge
Among the tater casserole, haricot verts,
And chocolate cake

Can't believe
I've succumbed to
Last Monday's pizza

I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
Shouldn't ha-a-ave eaten all those leftovers
My stomach's curd-a-ling-ing-ing
And my a-a-ass is swelling into full bloom, oh God
I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
I think that-at-at ranch dressing sat out too long
I-I-I did not no-o-tice
Any clu-u-ues that it had been outdated, oh God

Yesterday I went to a carnival
Where I took full advantage of the fried foods
Served before me

French fries, bloomed onions, cheese on a stick
Funnel cake, fried Oreos, and Bourbon Street Live
So nutritious

Can't believe
I did a Number Three
Along this whole street

I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
Shouldn't ha-a-ave eaten all those leftovers
My stomach's curd-a-ling-ing-ing
And my a-a-ass is swelling into full bloom, oh God
I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
I think that-at-at ranch dressing sat out too long
I-I-I did not no-o-tice
Any clu-u-ues that it had been outdated, oh God

Can't believe
I've gotten all crazy
Must be food pois'ning

I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
Shouldn't ha-a-ave eaten all those leftovers
My stomach's curd-a-ling-ing-ing
And my a-a-ass is swelling into full bloom, oh God
I-I-I'm gonna blo-o-ow
I think that-at-at ranch dressing sat out too long
I-I-I did not no-o-tice
Any clu-u-ues that it had been outdated, oh God