Lately, bath’s been stuck, not draining, what we gonna do? Here’s what I really think
Get the tools out!
I’m a man of such excellence, and I know that you’ll be so proud of me when it works out

It’s on me
I’ll fix that piece
Just leave it to me

I-I-I really know-ow-ow what you’ll say-ay-ay
Fixing up the leak ain’t right
I-I saw video-o-o with exp-ert-erts I got runnin’ through my mind
I’m ser-i-ous, not gonna play-ay-ay
Fixing up the leak tonight
I-I-‘m gonna show that clot-ot-ot we got runnin’ through the pipes, whoa oh

Plumbing people got me all riled up
There’s a markup on the labor, that’s so corrupt
They can blow off
I know what wrench I need to clench pipes with, and which of the ends go to which sock-socket when the tap’s off

Now let’s see
Let’s decrease
The pressure slowly

Now-ow-ow let’s all look-ook-ook down this way
Taking out my big flashlight
I-I-I’m gonna poke at that dirt-irt-irt I see gumming up the pipes
I-I-I saw it go move away-ay-ay
Bursting through the pipes all right
It-it-it starts a flow and squirt-irt-irts all out runnin’ through the house, uh-oh

Shame on me (shame on me)
There goes my lease (there goes my lease)
Landlord will sue me (will sue me, sue me, oh me, gee gee gee gee!!)

A-a-and as we float all away-ay-ay
Down our center street tonight
All-all-all of our clothes-othes-othes are now wet-et-et, my dog’s howling, lost his mind, whoa-oh
I-I-I wanna take it back to-day-ay-ay
Fixing up that leak weren’t right
I-I-I’m gonna show-ow-ow all reg-ret-et-et, I’m not fixing-up-inclined, no no!