Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Sophies, Barbs, and Sadies, gals kicked out a' hades,
Not like Warren Beatty's..

They're anti-tub (tub)..use muscle rub (rub)
And veins contain wild tiger blood
Flexin' to let 'er rip (rip)
Canned beer they sip and nip (nip)
More makeup than a slut huss-ee

Cats on a limb (limb) stings like a bee (bee)
Jowl scowl and knuckle fist clenchin'
Give a Bronx cheer (cheer)..piercings appear (-pear)
What you gets, what you see.

They're like an old guitar, that's got a broken string on it
Elbows on a bar, that's how they got a ding on it
Pre-hist times..need a man, go and hunt it
And down below, you're pretty sure they got a ring on it.

Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!

Mem'ry shortness, they need fingers with a string on it
Gentle Ben-like, got a back porch with a swing on it
Pit bull mood..don't ever try to pet 'em
Minus underwear..they seldom wear a thing on it

Always set to start a fight and say, "Lets bring, on, it!"
Better brace, protect your face, they're gonna' spring on it..
Like a wild hurricane, can't outrun it
They will harm you, break your arm, you'll need a sling on it..

Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!

It's like a boxing show, they ought a' put a ring on it
Sex and violence is always happen-ing on it
Like a drug, once you see it...you want it
Causes video addiction, makes you cling on it

Audience lends a lip (lip)..held back, or they flip (flip)
Tension tighter than a hooker in jeans
Jumpin' up (up) throwin' a cup (cup)
Tile'd out are the topless scenes..

Wild babes on a mission, hot dissension,
Out in front..seek attention
Speakin' out a' turn (turn)..never gonna' learn
If ya' don't like my looks, then bite me..

All mini skirted, shiny fingers with bling bling on it
They're not angels, so, no backs will have a wing on it
Parts not shown, edited, but they done it
At the end, you'll know there has been suffer-ing on it

Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!

Tough as an old guitar, that's got a broken string on it
Elbows on the bar, that's how they got a ding on it
Like cave days..need a man, go and hunt it
Down below, you're pretty sure they got a ring on it.
Oh, oh, oh..

So, welcome to the rough ways of the world
Here is that kind of girl
If this is what you prefer..then you're well served

It's a program that wakes you and takes you
It's delivery..down and real dirt-ee
Nasty, you will see..and beyond..
In your own living room..you're a king on a throne
Roman battles..to be shown
You can thumbs up..or groan

Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Sophies, Barbs, and Sadies, gals kicked out a' hades,
Not like Warren Beatty's..
Now turn the sound up, oh, oh, oh

Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!
Whoa oh, oh, oh, oh-oh!

Just a crazy program, not much censor-ing on it
Hardly anybody A-pol-O-gi-zing on it
If your choice of TV..and you want it
Then, expect to see just almost any-thing on it
Whoa, oh, oh

Like a boxing show, they really need a ring on it
Sex and violence is always happen-ing on it
Like a drug, once you see it...you want it
Causes video addiction, makes you cling on it

Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Jerry Springer ladies, Jerry Springer ladies,
Sophies, Barbs, and Sadies, gals kicked out a' hades,
Not like Warren Beatty's..
Now turn the sound up, oh, oh, oh

Now turn the sound up, oh, oh, ohhhh