Song Parodies -> "Don't Mess with Nazi Germany"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless the USA"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Mess with Nazi Germany"

Parody Written by:

Schwarzritter

The Lyrics

DISCLAIMER!!! WARNING!!! None of this is serious but is a true test of parody limits and freedom of speech. Many will find these lyrics HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!! But it is just a parody of a song.

If tomorrow all the Allies had fled
And all our enemies were finally dead
If suddenly, the war came to an end
Our blood would still be our pride
I’d fly the Swastika up high and as an Aryan would say,
Thank you Adolf Hitler, I’m proud to be living in Nazi Germany
Because our flag that stands for might,
is the only one that’s right

And I'm proud to be a German
in the land of blood and iron
And I won't forget the German soldiers who died
to exalt the 1000 year Reich for me
And I’d gladly stand up
as Ein Volk and defend her still today
Because there is no doubt I love the Fatherland
Don’t mess with Nazi Germany

From the majestic Rhine River all the way to the Baltic Sea
From beautiful Hannover through the Ruhr valley heavy industries
From Beer-hall Munich to Dresden, to Frankfurt, and on to the capital of Berlin
There's pride in every German heart
It's time to finally set ourselves apart
(Finally, we win)

I'm proud to be a German
in the land of blood and iron
And I won't forget the German soldiers who died
to exalt the 1000 year Reich for me
And I’d gladly stand up
as Ein Volk and defend her still today
Because there is no doubt I love the Fatherland
Don’t mess with Nazi Germany

I'm proud to be a German
in the land of blood and iron
And I won't forget the German soldiers who died
to exalt the 1000 year Reich for me
And I’d gladly stand up
as Ein Volk and defend her still today
Because there is no doubt I love the Fatherland
Don’t mess with Nazi Germany

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer
Sieg Heil forever!!!

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Max Power - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

I'm not going to vote on this yet. I will let you know that while there is freedom of speech, there's also limit. I can come up with a long drawn out explanation on why I won't be surprised if this parody gets removed but to sum it up, if you shout "fire" in a crowded movie theater, you know what happens.

Patriot - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Bad timing pal, and in poor taste. Not gonna sit well with the older folks even IF this is a legit parody

Chic Biker - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

i don't find it offensive, just kinda generic in terms if the lyrics. Most of us know what a swastika is, the aryan crap, thousand year reich... blah, blah, blah. But if Beyonce or anyone else sang this song it wouldn't even come close to God Bless the USA. I'm not gonna even rate it. I leave that to the higher judges,

Patrick - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

I've read a lot of the history of this era, some in the original language. The Nazis still believed in victory right up to the end. Delusional, yes. But this is how they might have expressed it. One of the fears they dwelt on was the potential communist domination of Europe. And in that regard, they were right. Not that they would have done anything differently. I would go back and check on the pacing of the parody lyrics, they don't seem to read quite right to me.

Rob Arndt - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment

Not only Nazis, but the German people due to technological developments in the works. Peenemunde was developing a 92 foot tall cluster rocket to launch from Germany to London while developing a 2-stage ICBM to hit the US. They also developed 2 radiological weapons to be carried by the new D-1 and D-2 missiles. No D-1s were completed but 5 D-2s were scrapped at Leese. The Amerika Bomber program was restarted in 1945 also with the Ho-XVIII jet flying wing bomber as well as submarine launch containers for the V-2 being built at Stettin. Some of the German secret weapons are still classified today due to mercury ion-plasma and EMG propulsion systems, lethal desiccator gases, 15cm rail guns and EM weapons, and even stranger things. But space here does not allow me to go into any detail.

Nazi Punks F*** Off! - May 08, 2011 - Report this comment

a good parody. It shows how much blind devotion no matter what happens can really sink into a nation's citizenry. Look at all the corruption, economic malaise, censorship, senceless war (Iraq) and neglecting to punish al-Qaida (who tore down the Towers), torture and other abuses, media sensationalism, home thefts disguised as "foreclosures", religious fanaticism and hatred and other social ills of the past decade. Where is the pride in all that? To sum it up you did a great parody here because it's a reflection of the mass idiot stare that can engulf all peoples. However, it must be noted that the Nazis said," Heute Deutschland, morgen der Welt!" - "Today Germany, tomorrow the world" and they wouldn't have stopped until they achieved it.

Gel - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment

Learning about this stuff in history right now, what perfect timing! Too bad I can't show this in class unless I want detention or even worse! Good parody though!

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