White pears
Bring some white pears home tonight

Come down to the store
down to the grocery store
And get you some good eatin'
(Yeah! Our prices can't be beaten)
You can get some limes
and squeeze it on brown rice
We don't sell chicken liver
(We sell fish straight from the river)

Flesh is burning you can smell it in the air
Because the boys out back are cooking on the grill
So stand in line while counting prices in your head
Or you can go right back and grab that canned ham
We got sales on all our produce
That no one else can reproduce

You should have brought reusable shopping bags
and it's okay, you know, cause we got some here, yeah!
And while you're at it, pick you up some white pears!

Take some white pears home tonight!

Great prices on Steak!
Competitors can't relate!
Still haggling with their dealers!
(Yeah we really look like stealers)
Stop by the Deli,
and grab you some filet.
We'll make your grill night great
(Hey can I come? Oh and my date!)

On isle nine, you got your jelly and your bread, but the peanut butter can be found right here, here.
The flavored cream cheese has such a great taste
That when you spread on that paste your toast will
Make you wanna smack your momma,
And make her wanna smack her momma!

You should have brought reusable shopping bags and it's okay you know cause we've got some here yeah
And while you're at it, pick you up some white pears

Fries!(Fries!)
Go on Sale(sale)
in the fall (fall)
This is a store like no other!
Buy(buy)
buy again (buy)
and again( buy)
You'll find these deals from no other!

And I know you hear the voices
(from the back of your mind)
And I know it may seem real
(The doubt and lies)
But we got a lot of stock here
(Nothing overpriced)
Like this whole shipment of cloves,
It's a very fine deal!

Bring some white pears home tonight


You should have brought reusable shopping bags and it's okay you know cause we've got some here yeah
If you want we could take it to you car
We wanna make sure you continue to shop here, yeah!
Ooooh and don't forget your white pears!

Thank you for shopping with us!