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Song Parodies -> "New York Jewish Man"

Original Song Title:

"Small Town Southern Man"

Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"New York Jewish Man"

Parody Written by:

Baltimore resident

The Lyrics

This song is about a jappy man. This is typical for the people I went to high school with and the people who are moving here into my city.
Born the middle son of a lawyer and a New York Jewish man
Like his daddy's daddy before him
Brought up swindlin the goyim
Fell in love with a Jersey woman
And they married and settled down
Natural way if your typical for a New York Jewish man

And he bowed his head to momma
And he worked for Goldman Sachs
And he only tipped one quarter
On a 50 dollar check
And his greatest contributions
Were to Obama and Israel

First there came 4 Jappy daughters for the New York Jewish man
Then a few years later
A boy, abortion failed.
Seven people living together
In a house up in Westchester
Big words about ambition and money
From a New York Jewish man

And he bowed his head to momma
And he worked for Goldman Sachs
And he only tipped one quarter
On a 50 dollar check
He said his greatest contributions
Were to Obama and Israel
Raised on the drive and ambition
Of a New York Jewish man

Fancy cars told the story of the New York Jewish man
Worked Wall Street to keep it all together
Keep his daughters Uggs boots
You can break the soul but you can't break the bank
of a New York Jewish man

North Face got a place in the closet of a New YOrk Jewish man

ANd he bowed his head to momma
And he worked at Goldman Sachs
And he only tipped one quarter
Ona 50 dollar check
He said his greatest contributions
Were to Obama and Israel
Well that's life if your typical for a New YOrk Jewish man


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Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Oy vey! Aren't you getting a little fahrklempt over your Orioles plotzing?
Ravens fan - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Y'all need to understand the original song, Small Town Southern Man by Alan Jackson to get the full effect

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