Hos (A Tale of an Urban Entrepreneur)
(c) 2009 parody lyric by Greg Swartzentruber

I got my hos on the corner, ass on the street
Not a worry in the world, I could even pimp sheep
Life is good today, Life is good today

Well, the mayor cruised by just about 3 o'clock
Rosie showed him a good time
Police chief and beat cops all head my way
Won’t nobody be dropping a dime

A long stream of cars and cheap titty bars are the life I'm living in
If you want her I got her, and she could not be hotter
I don’t think this will ever end

I got my hos on the corner, ass on the street
Not a worry in the world, I could even pimp sheep
Life is good today, Life is good today

Adios and vaya con dios
There’s a brand new DA
He’s gonna round up streetwalkers and all us sex-hawkers
He says he’ll put us away
Adios and vaya con dios
There’s a brand new DA
And he’s on a mission to put us in prison
And that’s where we will stay

Four weeks flew by like a drunk Friday night to prison life I settled in
A new situation but incarceration
Soon had me pimpin’ my friends
Because my big cellmate he's from the ghetto
His body's more like a woman
A man-ho replaces the gash I was selling and to me all the horny guys run

I got my hos on the cellblock, ass in the yard
Not a worry in the world, it’s not the time here that’s hard
Life is good today, Life is good today

Adios and vaya con dios
Turns out the DA is gay
He loves my muchachas and calls me "big poppa"
When I throw man-hos his way
Adios and vaya con dios
Yeah the DA is gay
So he did me a favor I’m out sooner than later
I'm back to my old ways


Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay
The new DA don’t care-o cuz I give him a man-ho
So I’m in business to stay

Adios and vaya con dios
Going home now to stay

(I caught a nice break)
With my ass on the highway
And hos in the street
Not a worry in the world I could even pimp sheep
Life is good today, Life is good today