Song Parodies -> "I'm Ilhan Omar"

Original Song Title:

"I'm My Own Grandpa"

Original Performer:

"I'm Ilhan Omar"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

To follow up from my previous squad girl song "I was right", we have the freshman member of congress this year. So young, so new, yet doesn't know what it means to be a public official in this information age. This was tricky to put together but I'm sure glad she gets attention on par with Hollywood celebrities.

Now several years ago in the
Year nineteen eighty two
I was brought into this world at
A place called Mogadishu

When I grew up lived in a place
Minnesota
Took advantage of my brother
Starting scandal quota

Pretending to be his wife as
I gave him a green card
Used campaign finance means to
Divorce him without regard

Working my way to Congress
I committed a tax fraud
Married 4 years to Elmi*
As my faith was a facade

When working on the Hill listed
As progressive democrat
Nine eleven comments from
“Some people” made a big spat

Since I am minority
Then there’s reason for defense
From others in the squad who would think
About Muslim common sense

I’m Ilhan Omar
I’m Ilhan Omar
Hijab shows I’m modest
Though I act dishonest
I’m Ilhan Omar

I publicly criticize my
Feelings against white men
This consultant Tim Mynett
With me changed my mind again

Desired to leave his wife and child
Have affairs with me
I have my own three kids
In the land of the free

I’m Ilhan Omar
I’m Ilhan Omar
Hijab shows I’m modest
Though I act dishonest
I’m Ilhan Omar

I might be disrespectful living
Here in America
I’d be stoned to death if I went
Back to Somalia

For now you’ve heard the bio
Of a woman so bizarre
To exaggerate gun violence deaths
I’m Ilhan Omar

I’m Ilhan Omar
I’m Ilhan Omar
Hijab shows I’m modest
Though I act dishonest
I’m Ilhan Omar

(Guitar Solo)

I’m Ilhan Omar
I’m Ilhan Omar
Hijab shows I’m modest
Though I act dishonest
I’m Ilhan Omar

(Outro)

* = From 2008 to 2012 Ahmed Nur Said Elmi was brought into a faith-based relationship with Omar. He's from the UK, no kids. Pressly and Talib, please follow in line and be more publicly outspoken of your paradigms. I would really like to complete a set of song parodies about the squad. I'm going to hold this standard as well. 10 votes and/or 10 unique comments and this song gets linked to Omar's Twitter account. I live in Canada, so I can't be threatened by NSA or FBI, nor brought in for a subpoena. We all know how liberals take their humor.

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Jonathan Spurlock - September 03, 2019 - Report this comment

I never heard Willie's version of this song, but Leroy Troy did a bodacious job on an episode of "The Marty Stuart Show". The lyrics are funny enough, but Leroy's facial expressions are priceless! As for Ms. Omar, yep, this is proof that if you if you're on the right side of the media you can do no wrong. A trio of well-deserved 5's, good neighbor, and please keep the parodies rolling!

American - September 03, 2019 - Report this comment

Of course, if you live in Canada, the problems you're facing from your government are different, but not really any less terrible than the ones we've got with ours.

Arch Vile - September 03, 2019 - Report this comment

You know that actually reminds me. We have an election coming up, and it would be a real disservice to my country if I did not make an attempt of posting a Justin Trudeau dis track. Wait what's this? Spotify showing Prime Minister's mix of songs? Hmmm. I am sure he would appreciate it if I borrowed one of those tracks "for funzies"

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