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Song Parodies -> "Pick Up The Phone"
Original Song Title:
"World Of Our Own"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Westlife
Parody Song Title:
"Pick Up The Phone"
Parody Written by:
@ssKicker
The Lyrics
Verse 1
I think that it's funny
To phone who I wish
And talk a load of pish
I say "honey,"
And then I wait
And hyperventilate, oh
Bridge
Sometimes I pretend
To be Chris Tarrant
Sayin' you could win your friend
A million pounds, oh!
Chorus
I make evil calls, just pick up the phone
I'm doing this because I'm alone
There's not a single girl that I know
But I can do without them
One pound a minute, for me is too much,
I do it myself, and I do it such
As to get people when they're having their lunch or tea,
Cause I can do without them
Oh, I can do without them
Verse 2
They might think it's funny
To shout really loud
Or put the phone down
My money
Is going on bills
And my yellow pills, oh
Bridge
Sometimes I pretend
To be Chris Tarrant
Sayin' you could win your friend
A million pounds, oh!
Chorus
I make evil calls, just pick up the phone
I'm doing this because I'm alone
There's not a single girl that I know
But I can do without them
One pound a minute, for me is too much,
I do it myself, and I do it such
As to get people when they're having their lunch or tea,
Cause I can do without them
Oh, I can do without them
I think that it's funny
To phone who I wish
And talk a load of pish
I say "honey,"
And then I wait
And hyperventilate, oh
Bridge
Sometimes I pretend
To be Chris Tarrant
Sayin' you could win your friend
A million pounds, oh!
Chorus
I make evil calls, just pick up the phone
I'm doing this because I'm alone
There's not a single girl that I know
But I can do without them
One pound a minute, for me is too much,
I do it myself, and I do it such
As to get people when they're having their lunch or tea,
Cause I can do without them
Oh, I can do without them
Verse 2
They might think it's funny
To shout really loud
Or put the phone down
My money
Is going on bills
And my yellow pills, oh
Bridge
Sometimes I pretend
To be Chris Tarrant
Sayin' you could win your friend
A million pounds, oh!
Chorus
I make evil calls, just pick up the phone
I'm doing this because I'm alone
There's not a single girl that I know
But I can do without them
One pound a minute, for me is too much,
I do it myself, and I do it such
As to get people when they're having their lunch or tea,
Cause I can do without them
Oh, I can do without them
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