They see me playin'
Cards- yeah, Pokemon
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so Black n' nerdy

Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm Black n' nerdy
Urkel actin', I'm Black n' nerdy
I take a stroll with-
The Black passives (not Panthers)
Yeah, so far they all think
I'm too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Really, really Black n' nerdy

Comic book store is the place to be
Love Marvel, Indies, and yeah- DC
At the Conventions only Black Bat Man you see
Wanna be Samuel Jackson??? That's ME!
As Mace Windu... or Nick Fury!
Now World of Warcraft is no sin- to the contrary
Trolls make evil adversaries
Like horses and am a Brony... that's scary!
“Leo & Kate” in my love library
Polyglot, my friend! Oh yeah... no Ebonics coming out of my mouth
Meet strange people in the strangest places
Black Republican leans Right in this great nation
Favorite leader of all time is Abe Lincoln (or is it Reagan?)
Miss the '80s, were the glory days
Wore Cosby-like sweaters when it was a craze
Sandwiches? Forget hot sauce, want mayonnaise
Hang at Starbucks, and drink Lattes (all day)
Not a member of “Raider Nation”
Love Niner tailgate celebrations
Cosplay, Brain Games, having fun
Own a replica of “Starship Troopers” gun!
All the Star Trek lovers got it wrong
“Star Wars Episode VII” won't be weak- but strong
Want “Back to the Future 4?” Well... Right On!
Read Stephen King and “Fargo” is the bomb
Listen as I go on and on...

They insist upon... Afrocentric notions!
I know in their minds they think I'm
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm Black n' nerdy
Look at me I'm Black n' nerdy
I take a stroll with-
The Black passives (not Panthers)
Got it from my parents, I'm too
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Oreo? That Black n' nerdy?

I've been shoppin' and collectin'
Got a Light Saber for blow deflectin'
My action figures?
Don't neglect 'em
Shop organic when I go to the store
Into literature, biology, and psychology
I love learning- no apologies
And all the Brothers? They can go to hell
Their baggy pants don't hold up so well
And how they speak- it's all jive
Instead of the bars I hang out at the Mall
Pick up a novel from Barnes & Nobel
I hate that guy... what's his name? Snoop Dogge???
No! Education is what they lack
Committing violence while smokin' crack
And who can listen to that awful gangsta rap?
TOO MUCH! Gettin' freaky! Don't they wanna be all that they can be?

Too much energy?
Well, join the Army!!!

I'm nervous in the extreme, never make the athletic teams
To work for Microsoft is my greatest dream (or Boeing)!
Only question that ever blew my mind:
Which music is better- Synth Pop or Techno Stride???
I spend all year
marking my calendars
Conventions, card tournaments, and the Renaissance Fair!!!

Where's my “Spidey” underwear?
Call me “whatever”... I don't care....

On my scooter I'm ridin'
Vespa: It's Italian
It's me they criticize 'cause
I'm so Black n' nerdy
Just because I'm Black n' nerdy
Just because I'm Black n' nerdy
All because I'm Black n' nerdy
Gee Whiz! I'm Black n' nerdy
I take a stroll with-
the Black passives (not Panthers)
but, oh well, it's obvious I'm
Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Think I'm just too Black n' nerdy
I'm just too Black n' nerdy
Look at me I'm Black n' nerdy