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Song Parodies -> "White N' Racist"

Original Song Title:

"White & Nerdy"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"White N' Racist"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Parody-of-a-parody #97
They see me loadin'
My shotgun
I know they're all thinkin'
I'm so White n' racist

Think I'm just too white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
Can't you see I'm white n' racist
Archie bigotry, I'm white n' racist!
I won't poll with-
The (Social) Progressives
Yeah, so far they all think
I'm too white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
I'm just too white n' racist
Really, really white n' racist

Think African-Americans stink
Hate Spics, Redskins, Mulattos and Chinks
Part of the Greatest Generation, you see
I'm 70- old fart, that's me!
Claim to fame? Fought the Nazis!
New views always win? To the contrary
MLK was an adversary
George Wallace was my hero... and that's scary!
Hitler's “Mein Kampf” in my library
Will rise again! Uh-huh... that's my view of the South
I think it's wise to separate the races
All these civil rights hallmarks need retracin'
If I had a time machine, would kill Abe Lincoln (at birth)
Miss Nathan Bedford Forrest and the glory days
Millions strong in the '20s was the KKK
Was terror in the night and lynchin' wasn't a phase,
men in white hoods, communities ablaze
What has happened to this nation?
When it was White, we were Number One
Now borders being overrun
BP ain't doin' sh-t, but Minute Men shoot their guns
Diversity is where we all went wrong
Interracial love makes the gene pool weak- not strong
Like “The Bell Curve?” Well... Right On!
Always knew that Minorities were dumb
Listen as I drone on and on...

They insist upon... Affirmative Action!
I know in their minds they think I'm
white n' racist!
Think I'm just too white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
Can't you see I'm white n' racist
Look at me I'm white n' racist
I won't poll with-
The (Social) Progressives
I'm too transparent, I'm too
White n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
I'm just too white n' racist
How'd I get so white n' racist?

I've been spyin' and inspectin'
Yeah, I got White Power connections
Organization protests?
Don't neglect 'em
Read “The Turner Diaries” and it never left me bored
Searchin' online for Woods “Cablasian” word etymology
Is it Ebonics or bad terminology???
Me and the wetbacks don't get along well
Seein' a hundred in the parking lot of Home Depot just ain't swell
And I hate how all Asians drive
Uncanceled blinkers, too slow, fast lane down to a crawl
Revoke their licenses- revoke them all
These are the people that still eat dog!!!
No! And why do Latinos live in packs?
A 2/1 apartment with 15 crammin' the flat
Like Blacks in baggy pants playin' awful gansta rap
TOO MUCH! Gettin' freaky! Gotta shut 'em down like LAPD

I'm nervous in the extreme, can't stand Salt-n-Pepper teams
A young, Blonde trophy wife is every Black Man's dream (it seems)!
Only question that ever blew my mind:
Which was better- Chattel slavery or Apartheid???
I spend all year
starin' at new calendars
Cinco De Mayo, MLK B-Day, Kwanzaa? Who the hell cares???

Drives a White man to despair!!!

Neighborhood patrollin'
Ala Zimmerman
It's me they despise 'cause
I'm so white n' racist
Just because I'm white n' racist
Just because I'm white n' racist
All because I'm white n' racist
Holy cow! I'm white n' racist
I won't poll with-
the (Social) Progressives
but, oh well, it's obvious I'm
white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
Think I'm just too white n' racist
I'm just too white n' racist
Look at me I'm white n' racist!

Paula, Don... how do I face this???

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Jonathan - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment
apparently I am in fact a racist that's the only reason a white person can have for not supporting Obama you know... "rolls eyes" 5's
Rob Arndt - June 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Tell me about it, Jon, I live in Cali and Obama is worshipped like a Messiah in a Blue State Cult!!! Btw, everyone IS smoking pot here; you know, for medicinal reasons!!! Racial tensions are still high in the lower half of the state and at the border. Worse in Az I suppose as they add Gays to the list of undesirables. With all the national racism going on I decided to use that for the parody in association with the White race. Would be cool to do "Black & Nerdy" but the refs would be a challenge like Black Republicans ;-)
WCJ/TMJ (The Mighty Jin) - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
“Guess who’s about to return to AIR?” After a 2yr. absence, it’s me! “Jimjin” or “Jin” or you may have know me for a long time as WCJ 😉 Wild Child Jin! I have a parody from “Perter Gabriel” ‘VERY’ near completion, I just need to come up with some more parody lyrics for one last line in the song. Here is a little bit of how the original line reads…. “Show me round your fruit cage, cause’ I wanna’ be your honey bee…” This line comes about the middle of the song if I remember correctly. I also, have “Several” other parodies, on the writing board, from artists, such as:
"Manfred Mann",
"Red Hot Chili Peppers + Weird Al Yankovic Parody Mix”,
“Several by Janet Jackson”,
“Ugly Kid Joe”, and “Sonny & Cher”.

And that’s not all! in the near future, cometh “The Mighty Jin’s Parody Lyrics Gallery" on Picasa or maybe Google+ I’ll let you AIRighter’s know which one prior to the start of it’s creation as to which one it will be. As of now, since I have a Google+ Channel, I am leaning more towards it. 😃 The gallery will simply be the pages extracted from my “Parody Pages” PDF Book, in Picture format, and placed in an order easily viewable to all of you. I was wanting to celebrate my coming back and rebirth, still with the old descripion of Wild Child Jin, but now, the newly promoted, title “THE MIGHTY JIN” 😃 So be on the lookout, WCJ will keep you posted!!
WCJ/TMJ (The Mighty Jin) - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Now, about your parody Rob! 😃 I agree that racism is not a good thing at all, us mentally ill/challenged, people have racists of our own, but it’s like the 1950’s, THEY, most of the time get away with it. They call themselves, “police” but that’s hardly what I call them, and I can only mentally see them, as we all should, as MEN, MEN/WOMEN, with guns, weapons, that I not only despise, but FEAR, to the point of loosing my crap. Weird Al parodies, as I have done one myself, are very difficult to do, and this one being a rap, originally, which Rap music, is difficult for me to do anyway parody or not, I raise my hand open and high, and count it’s fingers of course!! :-D
Rob Arndt - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back WCJ, you've been missed sorely. Can't wait for you next hits!!! Any MJ parodies on the horizon? You do them so well. But hey, can't wait for everything you listed. Been a long time. Welcome back my friend 😁
WCJ/TMJ (The Mighty Jin) - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Thank you Rob, for liking my MJ parodies so much! It’s a real shame what happened to MJ, that damn Doc. killed him on purpose! and I know it, I am not sure of what was injected into Michael, but I used to be on Xanax, and one has to be VERY careful what they do with that stuff!! When it comes to doctors, it doesn’t matter if their fee is $10,000 or $1,000,000, “It ‘practice first and patient last’” Yes, I do have a couple of MJ parodies coming around the bend soon, one explains how no one can prove the difference between wrong and right, and the other will be based on the movie “Dolphin Tale” I believe it’s called, which I have yet to see. 😉

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