You like throw your poo
All over the floor
And then, eat it too
When life is a bore
I will get your dirty
In a way that is quite flirty
And I'll even eat a stapler if you give me it

Monkeyz! We are monkeyz, come on!
Arf!

Well, you were looking at me
Saturday at the zoo
You smiled and laughed
Until I threw my poo
You were hit by it in the forehead
Then you swore and wanted me dead
Come now, learn to lick it up like we do...

The monkey poo!
You're covered in monkey poo come on
I'm a monkey
And I like throwing poo
Eek eek eek ooh!

An open letter to the zoo keeper
I know that you like keeping me in a cage
And I am fine with that
But you must also understand that I like throwing my poo around
And if it hits a six year old girl watching me, I can't help that
No luck for you!

Got a big bunch of bananas
They belong to me
Don't even try and touch them
They are not for free
So I'm keeping my eyes on you
Don't try and take them, or you'll be covered in poo
Don't care at all
About your cleanliness
So just throw your arms around and scream

Do you want, to see the monkey?
Well you are, seeing a monkey
Because I am a monkey
I am the one

I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey, oh, baby, come on!
I'm a monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Monkey!
Mooooooooooooooooooooooonkey!