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Song Parodies -> "NPH"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song;
Neil Patrick Harris is a mighty man, the kind of man you always must respect
He's loved 'round the world my masses, he'd smack you across the face just to keep you in check
He could steal your girlfriend even if he was in the next state
You could try, but you couldn't be mad- you'd be happy that you had to wait
Yeah, you're happy that you had to wait, oh!

Neil Patrick Harris won a game of hoops against LeBron while he was on his knees
Graduated top of his class while in the womb, got a million on his SAT's
He sold a ketchup popsicle to a woman who was wearing white gloves
He fixed the US economy with a kissing booth made of doves
Yeah, a kissing booth made out of doves
Get in line, now!

Rambo, Die Hard, Master of Disguise
He wrote all of these movies in his spare time
Oh yeah, oh yeah
He makes the beeping noise sound on the EKG
He beat Donald Trump in Monopoly
Oh yeah, oh yeah
That was something to see I'll tell ya

Neil Patrick Harris could tell you every single spice thats sitting in your spice rack
He'll fix you're computer while blindfolded, use his ear as a telephone jack
He figured out the end of the Sixth Sense only twelve seconds in
We could power the state of Vermont with the light coming off of his grin
With all the light coming off of his grin
Tell ya, it could work

Neil Patrick Harris knows the meaning of life, but he'll never ever tell a soul
He took the gold at the end of a rainbow and dug half a hole
He'll rip your spleen out through your nostril if you do not realize he's great
Cause you can smirk with a grin and punch Chuck Norris' face
But Lord knows you just can't mess around with NPH
No no no
talkin' bout NPH

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Too much like the original song, but great turn around time seeing that this song only was released to the public last week. lol
Matthias - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
NPR would have been a good idea to this, about "National Public Radio".
Medemia - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Originally, when I first saw the title, I thought it was going to be about CCR... Try that one.
Cody Slusher - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll make a parody of that song to talk about Chuck Norris.

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