"Let's Get to VOTIN'!!" by Syncronos
Let's get to votin' (ha), let's get to votin' in here
Let's get to votin' (ha), let's get to votin' in here
Let's get to votin' (ha), let's get to votin' in here
And the race keeps runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin'

"Super Mario Song" by Alan the Ottoman
I say "Mario", you say "Wario", I say Super Mario
I say "Mario, Let's move, Bowser's slow, I say [mushroom sound] Super Mario

"Allergy Pills" by Sean Lee (non-asian)
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I can breathe
(Achoo! Achoo!) Doc prescribes allergy pills
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I don't always sneeze
(Achoo! Achoo!) Living with allergy pills

"Stephen King's IT" by Josh Bain
All it wants is to be found to lure the kids in with his scam
Balloons came flying from the underground
Adults won't see him, they can't understand

"No Smoke" by Modest Hamster
And we'll all choke today
And we'll all die
All right, already, my lungs don't work
Please do worry that my insurance will pay

"Computer Problems" by Uberalex
Netgear! Netgear! Netgear!

"Don't Cha (Wish Tom Cruise Wasn't So Crazy?)" by Gag Reflex
Don't cha wish that Tom Cruise wasn't so insane?
Don't cha wish he'd shut and and just go away? Don't cha, don't cha
Don't cha wish he was taller than five foot four?
Don't cha wish he'd shut up about Katie Holmes? Don't cha, don't cha, don't cha, don't cha

"Somebody Sold Me (Breakin' my bank)" by Nina Cayley
Somebody sold me a new pack of bands
That looked like a buyer's friend I owe from February of last year
It's not confidential, my buying potential
A shoppin', a shoppin' around

"Flintstone" by S.T.G.
Yabba... Dabba... Doo!

"Traffic Cop" by 50 Bent
Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
In middle of a parking lot
And now they're taking my mug shot, whoa!
(Pulled over by a traffic cop) Yeah!
(Got caught making a rolling stop) Uh huh!
(I always wear a low cut top) Come on!
(He let me off without a thought, whoa!)

"Get It While It's Hot" by D man,A man
And if your chickens getting cold, then
Put it in a pot, put it in a pot, put it in a pot
And if your moms gettin mad at you
Put back on the top, put back on the top

"Pon De Cheesecake" by Barry Harrison
Come Mrs. DJ song pon de cheesecake
(Come Mrs. DJ won't you turn the oven up?)
On the boys pon de kitchen wantin some more what
(Come Mrs. DJ wont you turn the oven up?)
Hey missus, please missus DJ
Tell me if you hear me, turn the oven up

"Tom Kenny"
They call me Spongebob (they call him Spongebob)
I was on Catdog (was on Catdog)
Yeah, I'm a voice actor indeed (he's indeed)
My name is Tom Kenny
I'm over town (he's over town)
You know it's me
Hey! Hey!
My name is Tom Kenny
My name wasn't Wayne Brady
My name is Tom Kenny
My name wasn't Drew Carey
Hey Heffer, go 'head, Heffer (don't want to leave)
Hey Catdog, go 'head, Catdog (don't want to leave)
Hey mayor, go 'head, mayor (don't want to leave)
Hey Spongebob, go 'head
My name... is... just... Tom...
I'm Tom Kenny
(Whoa!) I'm Tom Kenny
(Whoa!) I'm Tom Kenny
(Hello Tom Kenny! Goodbye!)
Hey!
[Spongebob saying "Hall Monitor Spongebob..."]
Reporting for duty now!