"Tech Support" by Joe Kaiser
My computer is in pieces, I'm calling tech support
Registration, phone number, worked all night without succeeding
This is the tech support
'Cause I'm checking their site, surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Checking their site, surfing online
Calling them up on the tech support line
Something is wrong, nothing's online
I'm crashing and rebooting

"War On Iraq" by Rudy
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a lie and use it as makeup
Hide the truth to fade away the shakeup (hide the truth to fade away the shakeup)
Why'd you lie to us under the table?
Here you go create another fable (you wanted to)
Grab a lie and use it as makeup (you wanted to)
Hide the truth to fade away the shakeup (you wanted to)
Why'd you lie to us under the table (you wanted to)
I don't think you trust in our planet that thinks your hour
Is up, when civilians get bombed and die die die d-die die die die die
Hey!

"Pepsi" by Charlie
I wanna Pepsi, I wanna Pepsi, I wanna Pepsi, won't you buy me one
She wants some Pepsi, he wants some Pepsi, you want some Pepsi, so should everyone
(Come here, come here, come here)
I'll buy a Pepsi for ya
(Come here, come here, come here)
Stay here I'll be back later
(Come here, come here, come here)
You know you really owe me
(Come here, come here, come here)
It's made in California

"Superstation Sitcom Ballad" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
Watch what you hate on TV and if you don't, because I wanna
But please don't watch The Drew Carey Show, because I'm gonna
Fun to watch The King Of Queens, all right
Will you watch The King Of Queeeeeeens
Now it's all out and you know, cause I wanted to

"Dressing Up Like A Girl" by Ned Riley
Dressing up like a girl, I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl, I guess what they said was so misleading
Can't think of anyone to kiss, this might be a phase that could be fleeting
Being a man I'm gonna miss but cross-dressing is something worth repeating though

"Last Flight" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
Last flight, I thought I'm going to Paris, France
But where I've landed in was Germany
So I, I stood a chance
Oh no I'm in the wrong place, I'm feeling misplaced
What an airline disgrace, yeah

"Down With The Candy" by Codeman
Ding ding a ding dong... ding ding a ding dong
CNN says get down with the candy!
MSNBC says down with the candy!
New York Times says down with the candy!
Open up your door, my name's not Osama!
ABC says get down with the candy!
Hey mother sit up don't go down with the candy!
Hey dad don't go down with the candy!
Stupid terrorists are ruining Halloween!

"Alter Boy Was Drunk" by Mikey Boy
The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk
The alter boy was drunk

"Some Day" by Carrie Bennett
This time, I'm a let you fall down now
This time, I'm a stand up, don't shout
I'm'a do this some day, say some day
Some day for the dumped pat
This time, I'm a let you fall down now
This time, I'm a stand up, don't shout
I'm'a do this some day, swear some day...
[custard pie splat]
...for the dumped pat

"Darkside" by S.T.G.
Please join the darkside, we shall be one
You and Princess Leah, Han and old Chewbacca
Cuz' the good side is ugly, ugly like me
You wont be a Jedi, who screwed up like me

"Ode To Gaming" by Jedi Drunken Llama
Up up down down left right left right B A B A Select Start says Konami up goes continues
Up up down down left right left right B A B A Select Start says Konami up goes continues

"Mimi Tachikawa" by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
M-I-M-I, Mimi Tachikawa
M-I-M-I, Mimi Tachikawa
M-I-M-I, Mimi Tachikawa
Mimi Tachikawa! Hey!

"Real Wayne Brady" by DJ Fuzzy and MC Nicky
I'm Wayne Brady, the real Wayne Brady
All those other small comics are just imitating
So won't the Real Wayne Brady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm Wayne Brady, the real Wayne Brady
All those other small comics are just imitating
So won't the Real Wayne Brady please, please, please stand up
Wayne Brady won't you please stand up?
(Stand up Brady) (Stand up)
(Stand up Brady) (Stand up)
(Stand up Brady)
Brady won't you please stand up? Hey!