[spoken]
Did I hear Benny Hill?
Wait a minute. That isn't Benny Hill.
That's the chicken dance. All right,let's do it!

[singing]
The water closet (ha!)
The water closet's right here
The water closet (ha!)
The water closet's right here
The water closet (ha!)
The water closet's right here
And water keeps runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'
And runnin' runnin'

Something,don'tcha know?
Something you don't know
I got a bathroom grout
Here is what I show
Don't move,time is slow
I got a bathroom grout

High water bills,tons of money that I need
(Gimme gimme) To pay those high water bills
High water bills,wasting time won't set me free
(Gimme gimme) I'll pay those high water bills

As drains get clogged more and more often
We needed a Drano right now
Things get worse,what else happens
If you could see it,things got out of hand

My toilet keeps on all day
My toilet keeps on
All right,already,it's keeping on
Now don't you worry,it's keeping on
All right

Drano
Drano
Drano

When I flush the john,it keeps going on
When I flush it,then it goes on and on
Flush it! Flush it!
When I flush the john,it's going nonstop
When I flush the john,it keeps on nonstop
Flush it! Flush it! Flush it! Flush it!

My sink isn't stopping,I need a plumber
Who looked like a plumber that I had in January
Of last year
It's not confidential
Well,I got potential
Flushin' and flushin' my john

[toliet flushing]
[water splashing]
[doorbell ringing]
[spoken]
I'll get it!

[singing]
I'll get me a plumber snake
Whatever it almost takes
Go 'head,don't be irate
There is no big mistake,woah!
(Give us some plumber snakes) Yeah!
(Do we have what it takes?) Uh huh
(Fix now before it's too late) Come on
(There is no big mistake,woah!)

When the sink's being broke,huh
Fix it right now
Fix it right now
Fix it right now
When the clog's coming right at you
Fix it right now
Fix it right now

Come mister plumber,please fix the faucet
(Come mister plumber won't you fix the sink up?)
All the work up on the plumbing fixing some more what
(Come mister plumber won't you fix the sink up?)
Hey mister,please mister plumber
Tell me if you hear me
Fix the sink up!

It's overflowing (it's overflowing)
Am I in need (am I in need)
Yeah there's a certain tool indeed (tool indeed)
Oh,my toilet plunger
Some overflow (some overflow)
Can't stop flowing
Hey! Hey!

Now I just really got a toilet plunger
But I ain't messin' with no plumber
Now I just really got a toilet plunger
But I ain't messin' with no plumber

Get down,man,go 'head,fix now (I gotta leave)
Get down,man,go 'head,fix now (I gotta leave)
Get down,man,go 'head,fix now (I gotta leave)
Get down,man,go 'head
So I just really got a...
Toilet plunger
(whoa) Toilet plunger
(whoa) Toilet plunger
Gimme some Drano right now!
[toilet flushes]

[voiceover clip from Weird Al Yankovic's "The Plumbing Song"]
Call now. We're in the yellow pages!