-> "Toy Store"
Original Song Title:
"Hardware Store"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Toy Store"
The Lyrics
Nothin ever happens in this town
Must find something to stop the nagging
I though that i would go right out of my mind
Until i looked out my car window
My friend said "Hey, you know that brand new store?
Right next to the K-Mart, that wasn't there before
On the spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go drop our kids off
Since then i've been pulling out my hair
Trying so hard to get my kids there
They're so excited, and i really don't care
I just wanna get away
From my kids they nag me day and night
From until the sun comes up until it's no longer bright
Any day now they're gonna be inside
Well, i hope they open soon
(Chorus)
I can't wait no i can't wait
When are they gonna open up that store?
They're goin (yes they're)goin, they're a-goin to the
Goin to the (toy) store they're goin, really goin to the
Goin (toy) they're goin to the (toy) oh yes, they're goin to the
Toy Store
On a Saturday, i lay awake through the night
Tryin to realize that i had won the fight
Because my kids went to the store
Wheather they liked it or not
Gonna give em' $20 each
And tell them to use there money wisely
Thats all the money their gonna get
Unless i say otherwise
Guys with nametags walking down the isles
Rows of basketballs that goon for miles and miles
Brand new mountain bikes in alot of different styles
All aranged numerically
And they're doing an opening day stunt
Theres a great big fushia sign out front
That says "Our 32nd customer
Will get a Hot Wheels Hummer free"
(Chorusx2)
Would you look at all that stuff
They've got Barbie dolls, bouncy balls, hot wheels cars, and basketballs
Baking ovens, wrestling rings, volleyballs, and little kings
Skateboards, Lego Blocks, Rollerblades, and little doll socks
BB pellets, foursquare balls, and things you can bounce off the wall,
Picture frames, You-Gi-Oh, Racing cars that really go
Water paints, Pokemon, Chess set, rook and pawn
Mountain bikes,PS2, Baseball cards and Scooby Doo
Football cards, X-BOX, Monopoly, and the Rock
Stuffed animals, Spongebob, GameCube, a slimey glob
Stock car models, CD's, baby dolls who really pee
Fairly OddParents, RVD, videotapes, and DVD's
Collectibles, Tony Hawk, Spiderman, dolls that talk
Robin, Superman, Nintendo, and Batman
Donkey Kong, Posters, baseball caps, and plastic toasters
Drum set, bass guitar, and a remote controlled car
Snow cone maker, colored pencils, and real little kiddy stencils
(Chorus x3)
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