I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About a teen killed his brother's girlfriend
He really forgot to say her favorite color's a problem
Though he's going to jail though his life won't end
And I said "Mike,please answer me one question...
Why'd they worry about his very first homicide
What a hunk,'cause he will be out with some good manners
After six months,he was free from jail with a cool but crude jailmate by his side

What the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?
What the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?

I was driving down the highway when drunken martial artists just fight
There was a battle royal,now who will win?
And I hear almost awful stupid trash talk almost everywhere
And now gambling will be the eighth deadly sin
And I thought gambling is just a new nightmare
Hey,wait a minute,gambling loses control,is that right
Well,there's Ernie who just comes from that Sesame Street
Plus now,a blue Power Ranger girl,said "hope that you're gonna join this fight"

So,what the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?
What the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?

Oh,the other day some guy said we were singing the song "Beat It"
And he said that "Smooth Criminal" makes him booze
Well,I thought that he was angry,but he still just kept on asking
So I drank a bud light and saw some fake news
Oh, and wouldn't you know it? Those guys are drunk
I guess that's totally bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid Michael Jackson drinks a bourbon
And I know that man will never ever hang out with kids again

Just tell me,what the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?
What the hell has Michael Jackson...
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?
What the hell has Michael Jackson been drinkin'?