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Song Parodies -> "Spoiler Alert"

Original Song Title:

"Virus Alert"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Spoiler Alert"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous user who had all your decieved.
If you get a comment from Andria, yo won't like what you recieve.
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, should you get one.
Or else she will.

Perform a satanic ritual on your pets.
Add a bunch of reality shows to your watchlist.
Whine a lot asking you about Cisum Rd.

Post comments on old song parodies.
(Look out!)
She is really a man underneath that disguise.
(Look out!)
She's been telling you tons of lies.
(Look out!)
Will turn you into a doll and play with you.
She'll steal your heart and eat it too.

Spoiler alert.
Ignore her before she turns your friends to stone.
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, she'll feed your pets to hers.
She'll clog up your toilet with her puke.

Spam you with photos of Caledon Hockley.
She'll brainwash you into being a love slave.
Then, she will tie up your husband or your wife.
And then threaten to cut their eyes out with a knife.

So just trash her now or she will.
Change your streaming service into pornhub.
Use your email to register on questionable websites.
Even mess up your numbers in your bank account.
She will go out of her way to ruin your day.
(Look out!)
Build a wall to keep her out and make her pay.
(Look out!)
She'll ruin your lovelife.
(Look out!)
And make you date a fictional alien with a tiny swimming pool.
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and claim she is you.

(Look out!)
She will buy you a phony credit card.
(Look out!)
Then leave your room a mess and a disgrace.
And attempt to disfigure your face.

That's right it's a
Spoiler alert.
Banish her immediately before you end up sleeping in dirt.
Foward this to all of your friends and family.
Get rid of her before you end up sleeping in dirt.

Forward this message on to your family.
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you run into her, you should run before she drains you of your lifeforce.

So before she imports conspiracy theory videos into your document folder.
Put her on the blacklist before she gets away.
Isolate her from every country and every town.
Bury her in a heavily guarded graveyard.

Then remove anything she may have put a hex on.
Do it before you end lying in the dirt.
Forward this message on to everybody
Do it or else you'll end up in your own grave.
Forward this message on to everybody

Do it before you wind up dead.
Tell everyone or you'll lose your head.
This Andria is a fake, tell everyone know.
This spoiler may be old, but i'm keeping you safe.
What are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Tell them mright now.

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