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Song Parodies -> "Fortune Wheel"

Original Song Title:

"Hardware Store"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Fortune Wheel"

Parody Written by:

Spindini

The Lyrics

Wheel of Fortune (Fortune) is called America's Game
Never thought I (I) would have winnings to my name
'Cause every day for me felt the same
Until a friend told me the news
He said, "Hey! You know that Wheelmobile
That's shown on the website? Well it's coming right here
And it's so real, you may just go on Wheel
Where you can go buy E's and U's"
Since then I've been waiting for the call (call)
The Wheel of Fortune people said I'd get it in the fall
'Cause I'm so excited and I don't care at all
I've been waiting since this June
For the call to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they call me soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna make that moment real?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel

Every day I hoped I would see Vanna White
After Jeopardy then I would watch Wheel every night
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to see puzzles fine
Gonna get me a hundred thousand bucks
Want a vacation to a place where I can see ducks or something
See those half cars? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine
Vanna White is turning on the tiles
On her puzzleboard that goes on for miles and miles
Brand new puzzles to solve in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th contestant
Will get a "Spin This" shirt for free

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna make that moment real?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel

Would you look at all that stuff.
They've got Express Wedges, Mystery Wedges, Bonus Round wheels, sparkling wedges
Bonus Rounds and Speed-Up rounds and Wild Cards and million wedges
Pat Sajak and Vanna White and Same Name puzzles and big lights
Pretty dresses, lots of stresses, cars and trips are on every night
Three contestants, flashy scoreboards, Wheels of Fortune, big puzzleboards
Lots of clapping, letter slapping, Jim Thornton and used letter boards
Crossword puzzles, RS and T, 1/2 Car plates and LN and E
Turning letters and Same Letter, fancy ties and Speed-Up vowels free
"I would like to solve the puzzle", "I would like to buy a vowel"
Toss-Up puzzles, Places puzzles, no one throwing in the towel
Free Play again and Final Spin, three good buzzers, really big wins
Bankrupt Wedges, turn loss wedges, What Are You Doing?, multiple N's
Banter at the end of each show, solving puzzles, ones you do know
80's theming, lots of screaming, many places that you can go
Getting buzzed out, puzzle makers, cheesy music, record breakers
Wild Cards and puzzles so hard, but here there are no Wheel haters!

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna make that moment real?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (for) tune I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (for) I'm goin' to the (for) oh yes I'm goin' to the
Fortune Wheel

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Agrimorfee - July 11, 2018 - Report this comment
Straight 4s from me. You repeated many words and made a nearly-impossible-to-sing bridge impossible to sing. The effort though is a lot more than I could ever do with this nutzoid OS.

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