Oh, this is a story 'bout a girl named Cher Horowitz
And she buys stuff in stores and she's a pretty-looking, beautiful snob.
But her district attorney dad really didn't approve
and every single night she had to change her shoes.
Where she was wearing matching clothing that made people go “BOOM”
But that's really not imported from nowhere.

Well, the very next year with her trendy cell phone
And her eyes as blue as can be (as can be).
She got kicked out
and had her personal things stolen
then had her stuff donated.
And she spent her million dollars on clothing
She got the idea from a song (from a song).
And she still lives in a giant cardboard box
but somehow the TV stays on.

Then one day Cher Horowitz was in her room watching through her window
When she heard some guy fall down from the stench of her socks (while climbing up the ladder).
He almost dead from the stench of Cher Horowitz's feet
So Cher Horowitz put some shoes on and went over to beat
the guy up, but it turns out he's from a store.
So he gives Cher Horowitz a resume and what do you think
Now she's got her very own job, which really sucks balls